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proton is very good and one subscription can get you a password manager, vpn, email, dropbox, and other things that I can't remember

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

A cool doohicky would fix me.

after magic the gathering made dwight schrute cards I misread this for a second and was like "they're making president booster packs now???"

I think execs simply like how much control they get on their investment now, so it's been baked into the factory pipeline. Dull lighting, lazy framing, safe writing, lots of improv, no commitment.

You collect the data, and then the suits will figure out what kind of -product- it'll be afterwards.

zelda movie looks competent. I'm sure it'll be as good as mario, minecraft, and rings of power and link will get a boomerang, and be healed by a fairy, and see a goron who eats a rock, and plays an ocarina, and you will leo point at it for an hour because movies only have to be commercials now.

I'm very tired, and for a moment I was like "dang, who's 'genal' and what did she do?"

I am hoping he’s just around for the tutorial, and when you get to new areas you’ll meet new people.

"That looks like a bonfire over there, tarnished! Maybe we should rest over there!"
"We can't escape the cycle of death and rebirth, but at least I don't have to farm cabbages anymore so... win?"
"Lightning is useful against dragons, tarnished! I hope there isn't one in this lake!"

According to IGN he quips so much that he interrupted himself in the demo. Their reactions to when he explains "then he said 'hey, samus, why dont you open your map!'" is how I felt reading this.

they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku

This put knots in my stomach. I'm so bummed.

Actually the doctor is Frankenstein. You meant Del Toro; Frankenstein’s director.

blocked

To strangers who do not know me or even follow me, and want to interact with me as if this was twitter:

I don't know you and simply do not care about your weird, likely incorrect, antagonistic video game opinions.

If you feel the need to correct me over something you don't understand: Log off.

and I'm not sure why you thought sending me this was a good use of your or my time. You don't follow me or know me well enough to parse what I've said, and I don't know or care about your opinions at all.

Have a good day.

Avatar and things. Now I look less like a bot.

Grok, I have every unicorn in the world guarded by the red bull. Why am I not happy?

I do not care for Valve, but Nintendo is now run by accountants, Sony doesn't make games, and Microsoft is burning everything down like it is want to do every 5 years for the sake of a plagiarism fad. I'll take a steam machine.

It's getting to a point where why would anyone want to buy a console?

I will probably post a lot after I get these comic pages done! (3 out of 6 done). The stuff I've made will probably get tossed into the bin too, so I might upload all the stuff I've made at some point too.

*shaking and holding back tears* Mario would not be mean to Bowser... This isn't canon...

I've spent the past week painting this seamless grass texture here and there on my iPad. I'd say it's somewhere between 1/4 and 1/3 done. :)

I would like to post more art (and need to figure that out tbh), but between being very tired from working in the rent mines, and a lot of my current art being texture art that's super prone to theft as well as being stuff only game dev sickos care about (affectionate), I don't have a lot to share.

A girl with light purple skin, long ears, blue hair, and green eyes sitting in a light gray void, holding a paint brush and wooden bowl with paint, painting grass.

Painting a grass texture :)

I mean, we all knew The Game Awards is basically two E3 presentations wearing a trenchcoat, and Geoff Keighley an empty, light, flaky Kojima Productions-branded phyllo dough shell of a man. But god damn.

I am once again begging y'all to elevate the DICE and BAFTA game awards above this shit.

photo of the First President of Tanzania - Julius Nyerere - with the quote, "The United States is also a one-party state, but with typical American extravagance, they have two of them."

no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one

Establishment Democrats aren’t afraid of the GOP. They simply agree with the GOP in almost all the ways that count. And it is in those ways they do the most harm to the poor, to the sick, and to immigrants.