Austin Anders

I think she’s wearing socks that parents buy for toddlers, specifically girls socks with ruching around the ankles. 🤮🤮🤮

I don’t know if @swiftonsecurity.com knows this, but github.com/swiftonsecur... has made its way into the SANS SEC530 course material, as a recommended community template for getting started with Sysmon.

Nice haul!!! I had one of those Singing Machine SMW-45 all-in-one recording studios growing up. It was great for duplicating cassettes for friends and recording messages for your crush’s mixtape.

Did you know? In the earliest FPSes, back in the 90s, Nazi insignia were *how you knew who to aim at*

While picking up a take out order, the cashier told me I look like Mr. Beast.

I’ve never felt more personally assaulted about my physical appearance.

very hard not to see the shift from traditional arcades to crane game emporiums as evidence of the degeneration of the world state

@swiftonsecurity.com Just out of curiosity what brand of keyboard are you using for your MacMini? Never come across anything with both Windows key and Command key.

Some times, I remember how under Obama the only computer with access to official Presidential social media accounts was underground the White House and run by military intelligence officers because it was the word of the American people on the world stage.

You know. That kind of meant something.

Urgently hitting up every stranger who ever screenshotted your NFT to mock you in the thin hope that one of them still has it in their camera roll.

Me and the boys in the 2nd national security group chat

Sweet MCR shirt!!!

EFF Border Search Pocket Guide border-pocket-guide-2.pdf

If you're critical of the US government and you are planning to cross the US border any time soon, today is a good day to review EFF's border search pocket guide: www.eff.org/document/eff...

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

Awe thanks! I welcome your online hug, as I too have become big corndog in my 30s.

a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor ALT: a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor

The best gif I can think of to explain my monthly call with the vendor reps of a $1B tech company this morning.

I knew about that IQ, but always thought of you as more of a dandere 😘

In 2010, anti-copyright activist Aaron Swartz hanged himself after being prosecuted to the full extent of the law for making copyrighted academic publications freely available. Today, academic publishers are insisting those copyrights be lifted to feed the corporate AI slop machine.

Decided to be a Bluesky girlie and not a Threads girlie.