arby's. we have the bees

how ya feeling cause i'm keen as
i just lost my fucking benis
everybody wants to rule the world

i hear it and i tense up. makes me mad

the word capitulate is a pet peeve of mine and i cannot tell you why

listen to me. don't ever watch eight crazy nights. i did it. it was a laugh free borefest. i barely grinned once. but bum biddy will always be a classic meme to me

my indicator that it's getting close to the december holidays is, oddly enough, me getting bum biddy in my head

oh and "swinging a bat at a hornet's nest with this one" whenever i see that it confirms to me that you are a very unserious person

the way people flock around a mildly worded tumblr post with "this website's hatemail game is insane" "i strive to be this much of a hater" "this is so hateful it's art" i'm gonna be sick

i enjoy trashing shit as much as anyone but sadly 90% of haterism just comes off as corny at this point

that's the only thing i can take away from this trend. they want us to buy our way into cozy familiar ignorance at a time when so many americans just want food. it's shockingly tone deaf, at least on mariah's part. but if it turns out the ralph lauren trend is just as rotten, don't be surprised.

it's exactly as tasteless as the mariah carey sephora ad, all these brands trying to stifle class consciousness and dissent with "look, it's christmas! you all love christmas. let's make it extra nostalgic this year for reactionary appeal"

there's something uncomfortable about the ralph lauren christmas trend and i may be the only one feeling it. it's 2025 and all of a sudden companies are pushing a traditional conservative christmas that can be bought while snap benefits have been cut. like hello?

no such thing as unskilled labour. it's all necessary

"nehhh why should a doctor and a sewer worker get the same pay doctors save lives" bitch do you know what will happen if no one was around to work on the sewers? yeah we'd all fucking die from preventable diseases

got to spend halloween with my partner despite sleepiness

i must get my hands on those healthy purpleberries

i was today years old when i found out tatsuro yamashita and mariya takeuchi are married?? genuinely can't think of a more perfect pairing for either of these titans of city pop

two sides of vibri

(hades 2 spoilers) the aspect of nergal really did look at the hammer from monster hunter and said "can i copy your homework"

i'm in a mood today, i apparently can't listen to anything but the soundtrack from the substance

and as i've said before, the main failure of capitalism is that it promises infinite growth with finite resources. it can't be done. it will crash one day and if we don't have an alternative, the results will be catastrophic.

it's not sustainable! that's the main thing. whether it's evil to exploit workers or not is immaterial. it is shit like this that will burn up our atmospheres and choke our oceans and decimate the land stolen from its custodians.

i see videos with thousands of dollars of product being proudly displayed, and i can't help but think about the millions of hands that came together to make these items made only to momentarily sate your gluttony before being unceremoniously dumped

the gulf of connection between production and consumption has me sick

typed in look at me now into the youtube search bar and the first result was "look at me now busta rhymes". we all just collectively agreed he owns that song now.

it's no engadine maccas but i'll take what i can get

so what happened did trump pull a scomo

Kinda funny if you were to think of the most low brow metaphor for Trump's presidency it would be him shitting all over his own people.

Then he goes and posts an AI video of him doing it

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

*how much EASIER it'll be to miss my apologies

last repost it also obscures the path of justice. children already struggle to report sexual assault because the language used by perpetrators is often euphemistic in nature. having this on top of that makes it worse. imagine how much harder it'll be to miss if your child is talking about "grape".