Jordan

I mean theres still the UED, they dangled that in WOL and HOTS. I think it would be cool to get a new human faction that revolves around lazers and microtech or something instead of big boddah boom hardware

U! S! A!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!

yeah AI Ben Garrison is incredible

Getting put on the White House List of "Media Offenders" because of a 15 year old Sargon of Akkad pwnage video

Trump is going to grant a "full and complete pardon" to drug trafficker and former Honduran President Juan Hernandez. Meanwhile, Trump is executing drug traffickers in the Carribean. Let that sink in.

Trump Pardons Honduran President, convicted of conspiring to bring 400 TONS of COCAINE into the US. It was NEVER about the drugs in Venezuela! This Perverted sac of fuckmeat is only after his own best interest, he’s as selfless as a boiled potato. When I can walk over him I will move past him⚰️

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

How to take your Cousin Walk to the Next Level

a crude drawing of a hot dog with human arms legs and head on all fours, scowling, wearing a party hat and standing on a skateboard big writing at the top says "i'm not having a good time at all" and slightly smaller writing at the bottom says "#1 employee"

This is either the worst t-shirt design i have ever done or the best i can't tell you which
do your own research
roryblank.bigcartel.com

A cup full of the hot honey v8 liquid

Happy Thanksgiving, the time has come to consume the liquid

Oh fuck no

Happy Thanksgiving, America

Destroying the income streams of a lot of YouTubers by claiming Raid: Shadow Legends has gone woke. They destroyed what we had with Raid: Shadow Legends.

Reza Aslan said my book is "[a]t once alarming and hopeful, this is a book that every American must read, regardless of religious affiliation," and my sales numbers indicate that every American has not in fact read the book yet www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747796...

I ❤️ Skaven

Guest essayist, your TV-addled meemaw who will be serving Thanksgiving dinner on a commemorative Riley Gaines plate to a lot of empty chairs

YouTube video by FilmCow Charlie the Unicorn: 20th Anniversary

It has been 20 years since the release of "Charlie the Unicorn," a cartoon I created as a birthday gift for my mom. To celebrate Charlie's 20th anniversary I recorded a conversation with my mom about the cartoon and its unexpected success.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itoa...

preview of a sticker of a cartoon gray cat with the caption "women want me fish fear me"

🐈women want me🐈

🐟fish fear me🐟

sticker available at mcapriglione.art

Meme of a person giving blood giving a thumbs up with a text overlay that says "did you know blood you've donated could be in someone's boner right now?"

me: [flirting]

He's totally going to get prison shiv'd

Idk about Shadow, but as a Star Wars prequel nerd I agree 100% about Anakin

Explorers emerge from a gigantic drill vehicle and shine a flashlight on a large white spherical object labelled "Core." The sphere has a dore on it. The explorers approach the core and one grabs the doorknob. He asks "what mysteries lie within?" The door opens to reveal a man pleasuring himself to vintage porno with his back facing the explores. His head swivels around. His horrified expression underscores the violation of privacy.

ACTUAL Liberal Thanksgiving:
- Gather around the tofurkey
- recount how Yakub created the white devil who stole this land from proud native american Ethiopians
- raise the Kwanzaa pole
- sit in silence reflecting on which episode of Will&Grace makes you most thankful
- pledge allegiance to Bartlet

Do the helicopter move while you're doing the handstand. Make Hitler look like an angry elephant

Fixed

Okay but is it gayer than Hannibal?