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lover of cats, cake and chocolate.

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stormzy is absolutely killing it! what an improvement. also, I am madly in love with stormzy.

07.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So glad I ended my subscription. No NYT, no Bezos Postโ€ฆIโ€™m hanging on by a thread to my Boston Globe subscription, because itโ€™s my local paper.

06.11.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate this fat assed motherfucker SO MUCH.

05.11.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did they go through all that to act like they were handcuffing her, to just leave herโ€ฆuncuffed?

05.11.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree. I think sauer thinks if he talks faster and talks over the justices, he is winning.

05.11.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't be sorry! that was some story, and my goodness, you went through a terrible time. you deserve people to cry!

05.11.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not an improvement.

05.11.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I will say this: Miss Dandruff knew exactly who you were and what you had gone through and she knew you were strong enough to be her person. She had love to give and decided you were the deserving creature. No accidents in this world.

05.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG. Iโ€™m in the train to work, crying. What a story. Spike, you beautiful dog.

05.11.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine bites my nose too, and he has since he was six months old. It is affectionateโ€ฆ.

05.11.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me toooooo!!!!

05.11.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where is KORNACKI?????

05.11.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

indeed!

04.11.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This makes me so happy.

04.11.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, that sounds like something I should have for my sandwich!

04.11.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*yawn

Anyway, Iโ€™m having a roast beef sandwich for lunch, brought from home this morning!

04.11.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happiness! storm, you have Niall, and the group at Happy Doggo, and they will stay with you every step of the way until you are all better!

30.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this sloth may have made my day just now....

29.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's too busy staying up late looking at porn sites.

29.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This made my heart sing as I watched. โค๏ธโค๏ธ

29.10.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The parents who raised and enabled this insecure idiot should be exhumed and flogged.

27.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those two fuckers know they are in the wrong. I hope I am still alive on the day karma comes for these assholes and we have Nuremberg trials here in the US.

26.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do I bother to watch This Week on ABC? Martha Radditz is such a whore for the administration.

26.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That cat loves you. She chose well!

26.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully the occupants inhaled large amounts of that asbestos along with the rest of DC.

24.10.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he keeps following that playbook, may we find him in it exactly the same way they found the last emotionally and sexually crippled Nazi leader.

24.10.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I, a Democrat, do say no. But so what? Democrats must DO something other than just say no. I am your constituent, and I beg youโ€ฆ.DO something. Get creative. Think outside the box.

24.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dream of doing this one day.

24.10.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hakeem Jeffries seems like a nice guy. I donโ€™t dislike him. But every time I hear him speak, it just becomes clear all over again that he is not the man to meet the moment we are in.

23.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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