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Sam Reich at his Make Some Noise desk with the prompt "More" on the screen behind him, once and then a second time the font is bigger. A third photo where the prompt instead reads "Lactose intolerantly". A fourth photo that reads "more" with the biggest font..

live feed of me every time i eat ice cream

You are so brave for saying this. Note: I did not say “right”.

We are in a golden age of morons failing upward. Even inbred hapsburgs weren’t doing it like this

when I die, chisel a QR code into my tombstone that links to a live camera feed from just behind you

LMAO thank you king 👑

So is the rapture a morning thing or do I still have to go to all of my meetings today for work?

That’s freaking sick!!

dude wipes brand presents: DUMPkin spice, fall themed dude wipes, for insecure men who need to buy a product that says FOR MEN on it but also that makes their butt smell like the starbucks spice rack

honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

I shouldn’t be in the office right now, I should be at home, watching Pokemon Concierge season 2 and crying

If you think you need to own a Chevy Tahoe, I promise that you actually don’t

club cafe tequila sunrise!!!!!!!

Rayquaza and Deoxys not trying to annihilate each other, as a treat

I love that our summers are now either hotter than the Balrog’s taint or extra hazy because of wildfire smoke. Thank you so much global warming, this is awesome and just what I wanted!

They should let you shazam smells

I’m just saying that the Now You See Me sequel names “Now 2 See Me” and “Now You 3 Me” have been there the whole time

The new Tyler album goes absolutely crazy in the gym

Alright the jig is up:

I WILL be having espresso martinis on tap at my wedding.

H Mart Crispy Pad Thai, I was not familiar with your game

My favorite streamer using my favorite song

LFGGGGG ZOHRAN

I am so sorry that it summoned one for you

Lord God, if I see one more AI slop “Trump resistance” post on my timeline, I am going to have a coronary

Thank you to Ethel Cain and PinkPantheress for releasing an 80-minute EP and a 20-minute album this year

Imagine your political career has lasted less than 6 months & already two popes have expressed that they don't like you

I hate to say it but, those pencilnecks were right. Going outside in the sun and exercising is good for you and your brain

The DJ at the @pwhlfleet.bsky.social game played 3 King Gizzard songs today, so while today’s loss feels bad, it’s good to know my favorite team has the best taste in the league

Harvard’s putting up a fight from the academic sector. Where are our business leaders?? The silence is deafening. The latest No Mercy / No Malice: www.profgalloway.com/breaking-the...

Guys my fianceé just made the fucking best Malibu Bay Breezes this is what dreams are made of

Market Basket Chelmsford Ginger Ale, my beloved