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Mount Dracula #HornyHorrorNovels  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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Ivan the Terrible suddenly becomes nice guy after No Czars march.

Zamboni driver arrested for DUI
He likes his transportation like he likes his drinks... on ice.

Trump in 2017: “Qatar has been a funder of terrorism at a very high level.”

Trump administration in 2025: We are building a Qatari Air Force facility in the United States.

Haunted Steakhouse #CarnivorousCarnivalRides  
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Just went to the grocery store! Maybe Trump was right! We might have to start eating the cats and dogs!

When I was gang banging and one of the homies got killed. People went into a church and the pastor and family spoke highly of the homie! Knowing they were a drug dealing killer. That’s the same as calling Charlie Kirk who was a bigot a great man!

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

When I was gang banging and one of the homies got killed. People went into a church and the pastor and family spoke highly of the homie! Knowing they were a drug dealing killer. That’s the same as calling Charlie Kirk who was a bigot a great man!

Jimmy gives big numbers to tons of charities. Here’s a partial list. Question if he gave what he’s already given but in the name of victims of gun violence. Would that be cool with you.

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Trump can use the Secret Service he took from Kamala to protect the survivors of Epstein!

As the rest of the world gets smarter! We’re here in the US getting dumber! What a shame!

Last night, through a haze of hookers and cocaine powder, Don Jr “The Unwanted” checks Twitter’s trending topics and his normal heart rate of 190 BPM spikes to 440, with a mixture of fear and glee….

More survivors of Epstein will come forward soon with the truth! They’re not going to deal with these lies much longer! So sad!

Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times Making fun of headlines, like: "Man with ‘world’s largest willy’: penis got in the way"… Word is, medics called the operation “Free Willy.”

Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/18/21 - Paul Lander - @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social

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Gail Fisher (1935–2000), the first Black woman to win an Emmy, was #BOTD.

She co-starred with Mike Connors on the CBS series MANNIX for 7 seasons, made history w/ her Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in 1970, and was nominated 3 more times. #TVSky #ClassicTV

StinkedIn #CrapOnAnApp  
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I truly believe we’re close to Epstein victims getting so mad they come out and talk about ordeals with Trump and others!

Stomach Trouble
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Trailer Parks and Recreation  #SeedySitcoms  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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I’ve never in my lifetime heard a President call his own supporters stupid! If a MF called me stupid I would be done with they ass! Doesn’t even bother his supporters! Definitely a cult! 😭😭😭

Trump and Noem’s attacks on FEMA blew up in the most predictable way Undermining the federal government might seem like good politics, until you need the federal government.

Trump and Noem’s attacks on FEMA blew up in the most predictable way

Undermining the federal government might seem like good politics, until you need the federal government.

Sesame Street Is Not A S%*thole Neighborhood MOGA = Making Oscar Grouchy Again

Sesame Street Is Not A S%*thole Neighborhood @Muddyum by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social

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Unconstitutional.

Bull or Full-of-Bull Market You decide!

Thank ya Dr Funny over on Medium by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social

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Damn just horrible!

ICEBlock app allows users to report ICE sightings in their community As immigration operations continue across Southern California and the U.S., a new app that allows users to report sightings of ICE agents in their area is gaining attention and controversy. The pla…

ICEBlock has become one of the top "social networking" apps in the world. #Resist

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The Count Of Full Monty Cristo #NakedNovels
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Reminder: LA does not need the National Guard or the Marines!
SEND THEM back HOME to their jobs & families…
STOP WASTING TAXPAYER MONEY on political stunts!
ICE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF LA as well!
Stop hunting Latinos!
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#ICE #NATIONALGUARD
#LosAngeles #LA #Actor #WilshireEbell #ICEOUTOFLA