@glassvanguard.bsky.social
Just a guy in search of an apocalypse. Do not follow me, there is no honor here.
I don't want to go to the moon, I want my grandkids to have free access to clean water
10.02.2026 02:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm alarmed, now what?
10.02.2026 01:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the Northern Boys, sex train is my work out anthem
09.02.2026 06:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When my clowning professor is John Wayne Gacy
08.02.2026 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This made me go pour some coldbrew i made yesterday
07.02.2026 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NL in his considerations of motherhood era
07.02.2026 05:35 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Photo shows a young girl with her cat
This is Maria, a 6-year-old detained by ICE last year.
She began to unravel soon after arriving at a detention center in Texas, wetting the bed after years without accidents, crying through the night and begging to breastfeed again.
Most of all, she wanted to be reunited with her cat, Milo. 1/
I think you're on to something
06.02.2026 20:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He should have outbid Mr Weiner for Little Saint James. What's $60 million to a trillionaire?
06.02.2026 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Reverend Samberg
05.02.2026 04:58 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
04.02.2026 20:59 β π 17724 π 5359 π¬ 7 π 361Local joint wanted $6 for a scoop, like maybe 3oz, of rice and Ive never forgiven them
05.02.2026 01:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Thats it, Im swearing off adult women forever."
04.02.2026 19:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day my taxes go to pay for armed goons harassing my neighbors and I spend money out of my pocket for an endless series of GoFundMes to help out people in need and honestly I think this is a deeply fucked way of doing things
04.02.2026 16:38 β π 84 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0Thats a full liter right there
03.02.2026 21:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking very critterly
01.02.2026 03:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My little guy is currently recovering from PU surgery, I have an idea how stressful it is when our friends are sick. I was able to contribute a little bit, everything will be okay.
01.02.2026 02:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Getting hit with a ban after my opening message is "Whaddup my clankers"
31.01.2026 23:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We will reach a point at which it is only up from there, so thats nice
31.01.2026 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Some people think the president has the mandate of God to do these things so there doesnt seem to be any reasoning
31.01.2026 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Release those attachments, big dawg
30.01.2026 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love supporting local book stores
30.01.2026 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
29.01.2026 19:40 β π 1088 π 328 π¬ 4 π 12
Ill be on the street before I lose my daily treats, plural
29.01.2026 19:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trojan Raw or Durex Invisible maybe
29.01.2026 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cat maxxing, feline mindset
29.01.2026 05:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tequila and squirt is a bastards Paloma
29.01.2026 04:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well done jorts.
29.01.2026 03:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtube.com/shorts/NxwTh...
29.01.2026 03:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My therapist hates when I call her that. A little joke between spouses haha
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