Kendrick lobstar

"i got my law degree on wikipedia" ass

that is wholly incorrect and you just made it up

Sony v. Connectrix covers emulation and the core principles, AND renting a game is literally not "selling of copyrighted code" and you know that, you are speaking with no frame of reference

missed the sarcasm here huh

it’s new sticker day again babey

There’s a saying that your parents are your best and most influential teachers-

it sucks mine were dumb as hell and mean as shit

it's against TOS and if it's illegal depends on your local jurisidiction, but "illegal" is much more succinct than trying to explain how someone's personal jurisdiction may have a specific rule on conversion of services

"actually i make my own and it's cheaper and you are stupid for not doing it that way too"

ok well I have experienced the touch of a woman before, try it

Nintendoids gonna come into my mentions and tell me why $30 for music is good actually

"the GPT said i should burn down the Chipotle to get the discount tho"

i've got a killer idea for you, you know that bot that people love but makes you -500 billion dollars? we make it suck further shit

reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)

you should never do this

Honda wanting $75 to update the maps in my car is insane- in what world am I using Honda onboard navigation in my car in 2025

my Spotify wrapped never makes sense

I’m a 40 year old straight man what do you mean I listened to BRAT by Charli XCX

finally built a new computer, got it all ready and immediately dropped it setting it in place near my desk now the bluetooth on the motherboard is dead

god damn my stupid fat chungus plebian life

opening the $2 deli blind box and praying i get the mythical pull you can get from one of these babies (roast beef)

thinking about quitting my job and doing a Smiling Friends in real life, antics and all

does anyone know a yellow guy

thanks to everyone who placed an order this Black Friday/Cyber Monday, I’ll be using these profits to buy food for the local food pantry (649 cans of peas, nothing else )

had a sudden idea for another Fish Hat™️, now I need to figure out how to promote it without losing it immediately to the slop peddlers who copy everything you put online

answering Tom Hanks when he asks who it is coming through the front door: my name chet

channing tatum on food network: my name chef

which muppet is most likely to be a Mossad agent is it fozzie

if you don’t mind fucking with it, the Creality K1 at $111 and free shipping with code CYBERWEEK20 on eBay is a pretty good deal- not a set it and forget it printer, but a good value if you can be patient and tinker with it

right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him

the Macys parade is full of floats that make you do a double take and they’re constantly manned by someone you’ve never heard of like “and here comes the Universal Monsters float with Amblamaby VanderFloop singing ‘I’ll be Home for Christmas’” like we know who that is

if by some chance this goes viral on any platform I want to say in advance that I whole heartedly believe you should insult politicians and members of government- if they can be unjustly enriched by their greed they can suffer being called names and made fun of in exchange

Skyrim mod half loaded lookin ass

Silent hill lookin ass

listen, I don’t usually straight make fun of how someone looks but girl you are straight out of Garry’s Mod

boy what in the god damn fuck is this

i think we should abandon all wars, trade, and giving people aid and focus on a deeper, more important worldwide shared goal:

create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement