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kendrick lobstar | https://linktr.ee/klobstar
27.08.2025 04:52 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
it took me a decade but I figured out how to finally enjoy social media, itโs a revelation
27.08.2025 04:52 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1brother, I have ZERO understanding how my wife goes through cords, I have had Anker email me back ensuring I was a real customer and wasnโt trying to pull a warranty scam on one of their lifetime warranty cords
27.08.2025 00:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0hey man I work at target what the fuck am I gonna do
27.08.2025 00:22 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โDad!! I canโt find a [usb cable I have bought 50 of]โ is the bane of my existence
27.08.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
rainbow rupees available now too
24.08.2025 17:50 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0at the ren faire eating a turkey leg with a GameStop manager and a wench
24.08.2025 16:53 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
all these guys losing it for Judy Hopps when the true baddie is Diane Foxington
24.08.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm gonna find whatever son of a bitch introduced the concept of Labubuโs to my 7 year oldโ I just wann talk to you with my fists
23.08.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
HOMANDER patch now live at klmedia.etsy.com
21.08.2025 17:49 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
BUSINESS GENGAR IS DEPRESSED
patch now live at klmedia.etsy.com
on an Amtrak eating banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery with a baby
21.08.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
you can only litter during the day here
20.08.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like where your heads at
20.08.2025 10:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0we gotta make train rides more exciting
3.5h in a straight line? how about a wicked sudden right angle every once in a while
do I seem like a guy who can pick up a chair
20.08.2025 00:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0something tells me itโs not in my budget
19.08.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
look at this doofus ass chair
19.08.2025 23:52 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Man: โโฆshe was the lightโโ
Therapist Moth: [looking up]
Man: โโ of my lifeโโ
Therapist Moth: [sighing heavily and looking back down]
Man: โโฆand thatโs why I feel, you know, like maybe I need to start my life over again.โ
Therapist Moth: โI see, I seeโ hey, do you have a cell phone? Letโs go ahead and just pop that flashlight on for me real quickโ
[my hand trembling over a loaded gun]
thereโsโฆ nothing likeโฆ a Jet2Holiday
no no, thats a feature of my products
18.08.2025 18:08 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Obama but he wants to be on a now-cancelled but beloved TV show starring Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond:
uhh let me be on Top Gear
when your supplier asks if you want to pay more per piece to have the backer placed before shipment, answer โyesโ because this shit sucks
11.08.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
new patch day babey, coming to the shop soon
10.08.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
time to build a new computer and say โgosh look at these pricesโ
10.08.2025 13:45 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
this graphic novel is the most worn out of any on these shelves
08.08.2025 17:43 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
