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A guy just called me a faggot for taking a photo of a limo full of hats. Technically he was half right because I’m bisexual. Anyway the photo is of that post, as well as the limo full of hats. I don’t remember if it was his limo.

A guy just called me a faggot for taking a photo of a limo full of hats. Technically he was half right because I’m bisexual. Anyway the photo is of that post, as well as the limo full of hats. I don’t remember if it was his limo.

Got reminded of a nice New York memory by Facebook.

11.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 282    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0

Shooting Poison

09.10.2025 11:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The world is my stage and im a miscellaneous unc

09.10.2025 10:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 09.10.2025 07:26 — 👍 42    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

accidentally called the Arch-Mage dad 😬

09.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 74    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

Saw my boss get carried off by a large bird in my dream and I can’t take her seriously today

06.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 163    🔁 17    💬 4    📌 0

Yoda Latino

05.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 2479    🔁 387    💬 58    📌 24

the people yearn for pregnant goku

30.09.2025 03:43 — 👍 75    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 1

like my meemaw always said, if your ancient medallion be humming centuries of darkness a coming

29.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 46    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah!!! Lmao enjoy

29.09.2025 09:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....

26.09.2025 20:27 — 👍 114    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 1

I'm getting skeletal

26.09.2025 07:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Brandishes rolling pin* Who's there?!?

*Sheaths rolling pin* Must have been the wind...

23.09.2025 11:08 — 👍 161    🔁 32    💬 4    📌 1

[fred flintsone watching me play monster hunter] this is what it was like for me

15.09.2025 16:00 — 👍 1051    🔁 461    💬 3    📌 5

you: during times of political instability and targeted violence, we should consider what we post carefully

me:

10.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 26    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?

(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.

(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.

06.07.2023 09:38 — 👍 190    🔁 34    💬 4    📌 1
Terence Stamp getting shitfaced in TOBY DAMMIT (Fellini, 1968)

Terence Stamp getting shitfaced in TOBY DAMMIT (Fellini, 1968)

Pour one out

17.08.2025 16:13 — 👍 153    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

dumb fuck

16.08.2025 15:30 — 👍 1086    🔁 278    💬 13    📌 8

I'm fucking sick of it. I cast fireball.

09.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 102    🔁 32    💬 3    📌 0
It's a hedgehog

It's a hedgehog

HOG ALERT

11.07.2025 20:02 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Is something biting me

08.07.2025 21:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the skin of a killer, playboy

08.07.2025 17:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Watching a troll smash my simple raft to bits from a distance) My raft ..

07.07.2025 11:18 — 👍 136    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 0

I feel so insane explaining white salsa to people. Like YEAH its like miracle whip with spices in it. And it rocks

07.07.2025 09:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coming out of my cage
and I've been going back in

11.09.2023 00:59 — 👍 73    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 1

Back once again

24.06.2025 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dick’s Sporting Goods is rebranding in 2026.. to Pussy’s

13.06.2025 16:58 — 👍 294    🔁 40    💬 4    📌 0

Posting a 20 second video of a horse in a field. I think I'm Béla Tarr.

14.06.2025 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cat chilling in the shade. White and gray, long-haired?

Cat chilling in the shade. White and gray, long-haired?

Chilling

14.06.2025 11:19 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A cat, shorthair faun-colored. Stanced up.

A cat, shorthair faun-colored. Stanced up.

There he is

13.06.2025 20:39 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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