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All the dogs are green this year

27.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

draftkings but for the dog show

27.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

What if xenomorphs are just nervous

27.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Udo Kier as Dracula in BLOOD FOR DRACULA.

Udo Kier as Dracula in BLOOD FOR DRACULA.

Udo Kier as Frankenstein in FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN.

Udo Kier as Frankenstein in FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN.

Udo Kier in MELANCHOLIA.

Udo Kier in MELANCHOLIA.

Udo Kier in SWAN SONG.

Udo Kier in SWAN SONG.

Udo Kier, 1944-2025
#RIP, you one-in-a-million.

24.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

[seto kaiba if yugioh was about competitive jacking off] you're a third rate gooner, with a fourth rate dick!

15.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested

11.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 524    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed

22.08.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2849    πŸ” 720    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 43
Frame from a 1994 Simpsons episode depicting the Democratic National convention 

The people are angry and the politician at the lectern stares vacuously. The banners above read " we hate life and ourselves" and " we can't govern"

Frame from a 1994 Simpsons episode depicting the Democratic National convention The people are angry and the politician at the lectern stares vacuously. The banners above read " we hate life and ourselves" and " we can't govern"

It's amazing that this Simpsons gag is 31 years old and has never not been a perfect summation of the Democratic party in those three decades.

20.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Anxiety: What if you're not good enough

Depression: Everyone hates you

Kraid quick kill:

08.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 595    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Looking swanky

07.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doming out

07.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reactsβ€”im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep

04.01.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6557    πŸ” 581    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 4
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The Killers, 1964. This is a classic. Lee Marvin rules.

07.11.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah baby

22.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about Frogman

22.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Going friendly mode with the homies

15.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A guy just called me a faggot for taking a photo of a limo full of hats. Technically he was half right because I’m bisexual. Anyway the photo is of that post, as well as the limo full of hats. I don’t remember if it was his limo.

A guy just called me a faggot for taking a photo of a limo full of hats. Technically he was half right because I’m bisexual. Anyway the photo is of that post, as well as the limo full of hats. I don’t remember if it was his limo.

Got reminded of a nice New York memory by Facebook.

11.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Shooting Poison

09.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The world is my stage and im a miscellaneous unc

09.10.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

accidentally called the Arch-Mage dad 😬

09.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw my boss get carried off by a large bird in my dream and I can’t take her seriously today

06.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoda Latino

05.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2696    πŸ” 422    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 26

the people yearn for pregnant goku

30.09.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

like my meemaw always said, if your ancient medallion be humming centuries of darkness a coming

29.09.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah!!! Lmao enjoy

29.09.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....

26.09.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

I'm getting skeletal

26.09.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Brandishes rolling pin* Who's there?!?

*Sheaths rolling pin* Must have been the wind...

23.09.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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