Just Tony

With MAGA, MAHA and now AHA, that whole misbegotten movement is becoming one big Lady Gaga scat

I hear a voice
In the morning hour that calls me
The AI tries to tell me that I'm from another state
Driving down the road I get a feeling that this DOGE thing was a big mistake
Big mistake

(Chorus / end)

DOGE AI mistakenly identifies West Virginia counties as Virginia counties in response to tweet from US senator from West Virginia

(John Denver voice)
Crowded roads, take me home
Where DOGE thinks I belong
Yes, Virginia, piedmont mama
Take me home, crowded roads

All my memories gather ‘round her,
Tidewater lady, stranger to no harbor
All day I see contrails in the sky
Misty taste of Merlot
Salt spray in my eye

(Chorus)

Absolutely broken in mind and spirit. A creature of pure, malignant malice.

Top 5 titles for the inauguration

5. The Wages of Idiocy
4. Our National Oopsie
3. American Carnage Part Deux
2. Extreme F**kover: Republic Edition
1. Lee Greenwood's Trump Inauguration Rockin' Day, sponsored by $melania

"I been waitin' on this, yeah since J6
My President's verbal IQ's 86
Let's get Alex Jones right back in the mix
Cuz I've been waiting on this, yeah since J6"

Nope. It was actually 1865. It was Truman's first official act upon succeeding our 73rd President, Francis Scott Key, who was assassinated by Jack Ruby, just days after Lee Majors surrendered to Joe "Apple" Mannix, ending the Hundred Years' War.

Me when the orderlies try to ease me into the bathtub

Bluesky still needs moar West Virginia

Absolutely losing his mind over the Toyota lost dog commercial

Top 5 unreleased heavy metal Xmas tracks

5. Wassail You Like a Hurricane by Scorpions
4. Cranberry Tray by Ozzy Osbourne
3. Yule Pigs by Black Sabbath
2. Enter Snowman by Metallica
1. For Those About to Spend the Night Assembling Toys (We Salute You) by AC/DC

Image of Wile E. Coyote perusing the Acme mail order catalog

If I had a drone problem, I would simply order an ACME anti-drone net launcher and have it delivered in a wooden crate to my cave in the desert southwest

Pretty sure that 125 is in the same font that WVU used on its football helmets during the 125th anniversary season. I figure they must have worn the so-called banana uniforms at least once that season. So there you go.

I chalked this game up for Georgia when ABC showed a pregame live shot from the Texas team bus and it was just Sark dribbling into a spit cup

That song with the "I'm not sick, but I'm not well" chorus is a provocative/evocative choice for the Taco Bell commercial

Full disclosure: I have called in sick even though I was not virulently contagious

I have high hopes for my policy suggestion of outlawing velcro shoes

Still thinking about how some voters in allegedly conservative West Virginia, anecdotally, did not understand the constitutional amendment on the ballot last month, yet decided "What the hell, I'll vote to amend the Constitution"

Many people don't know that "The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Sound of Civility" was at one time slated to be the sequel to "The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear," but it never got greenlit

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Spelling Bee said

Way too windy for 4:00 am. Sounds like the black and white part of Wizard of Oz out there.

(Fred from B-52's voice)
I got me a houseboat
It boards about 20
So hurry up!
And think bipartisan, honey

Cybor(g) Truck

Carpet installer / Spencer, WV trivia meister bragging to his coworker that Tom T. Hall once had a radio show on a Spencer station, and he's absolutely incredulous the other guy has no idea who he's talking about

Suddenly reminded of Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album, I think it was, with the bit about being a high school cheerleader

"Die, you gravy-sucking pigs"

"Try and score a touchdown, you scumbags"

He can't be a no-show if he expects to convince the new majority leader to make the Senate dog friendly

After that, we can start to anticipate Jim Justice's first senatorial unveiling of fecal matter

I would simply hire a football coach whose motto is "Check out this rapid, stylishly-executed ascent" #WVU

Watching SNF and was surprised to see Doug Flutie on the field, firing up the crowd with a rousing pregame pitch for Nugenix Total T

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James Brown just said "the Washington Commanders mastered the far side of the end zone."