Samittarius

I think I got myself a stalker for New Years. Awesome.

LinkedIn is so weird to me. The people I’m closest to personally aren’t active there, and posts from professional acquaintance usually have this unnatural tone, like “How do you do, fellow brands and thought leaders? I am often being asked ‘How do you do business good?’ Here is my answer-“

get hog

The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of porn bots.

I'm blocking porn bots left and right it's a bloodbath

anthropomorphic clock being threatened by figures with an axe and a hammer, caption reads SMASH YOUR CLOCKS! ending time opens all possibilities

PSA

condemning israels actions in gaza is like "what would YOU do during a genocide" easy mode.

like the city is literally 50% children and the genocide has been well documented for 70 years. you can literally watch it on TV. if you cant condemn this genocide, you wouldnt have condemned any of them

Suddenly getting spammed with pornbot follows. Now it really feels like Twitter 🙃

"Kobe!" says the tgirl before missing the trash can by a country mile

Tweets from Stephen Totilo documenting that Unity will in fact be charging per install (even if you just delete and re-install, or install the same license of a game on a different device). Malicious attempts penalize devs will be addressed with a vague "fraud detection system" and devs will be able to "report possible instances of fraud to a compliance team," which doesn't at all sound like made up nonsense.

Oh, so, like, the *worst* possible implementation of all of this.

Awesome.

"Charity games and bundle games are exempt" is perhaps the most batshit thing of all: they have literally no way of knowing what activations came from where. They're full of shit.

Gesturing vaguely around my home I don’t know what any of this shit is

An Instagram graphic for a lord of the rings theme night: "An Unexpected Gathering: speak 'Friend' and Enter, Sunday August 6th 9pm, no Admittance except on party business" at the top is a lord of the rings logo and the background is an illustration of Bag-End with Gandalf coming up the road.

A cocktail list with the same background, listing four cocktails. "The Palantir: A peachy lemon lime shot to give you the sight of Saruman. Answer a trivia question correctly for a free well shot of your choice! $15" "Cinnamarillion: a smoky mezcal cocktail with grapefruit and lime with some cinnamon spice! $14" "Fires Of Mt. Doom: a Spicy Pineapple rum drink fortified with the essence of Mordor itself! $14" "The One Ring: The sweet Honeys of Valinor meet the rich Bourbon of Khazad-Dum for one golden drink to rule them all. $13"

Tonight I'm hosting another themed night at my bar and I'm very nervous so wish me luck, I'm doing this all on my own 🫣 I have so much to do beforehand still I'm so 🫣 eep

cool now instead of closing twitter and reopening twitter i can close twitter and open Twitter 2

this is the only Cinematic Universe i care about

Need a remove follower button I'm getting so many bot account follows and they're all cat pages, blocking seems harsh but there's no other way?

When people try to say "there is an antisemitism problem in the Black community," they are just operating off of racist confirmation bias.

They seize on an individual, often a Black celebrity, as anecdotal proof of a greater trend -

We're building submarines tonight, baby!!!

⚠️ this account has been flagged: far too punny

area hometown still comical

Honestly Fantasy High is still my favorite especially because of season 2

Photograph of a street sign that just says APARTMENT COMPLEX

hmmmmm.... i actually find it quite simple.....

a neon sign for MILFORD PLAZA, but the ORD are burnt out

STOP THE CAR

reskeet if you're reskeeting when skeets are reskeeted

How to Coil a Cable xkcd.com/2810