Dave Ashby

How do you wind up a pedant?

You're guess is as good as mine.

‘I am Jesus!’: the TV brilliance of Noel Edmonds As the presenter makes a comeback with a wild attempt to run a New Zealand pub, we look back on his greatest moments – from gunge-based hysteria to being Brexit’s patient zero

I’ve written something about Noel Edmonds

"I'm as serious as cancer, when I say "rhythm is a dancer"" - lovely stuff...

@dtathletic.bsky.social I know "Arsenal" helps with clicks, but he played once for Arsenal, and yet you've led with that. Mentioning his other clubs in the last paragraph doesn't absolve you. Suggest you change your handle to "dtnewarkadvertiser" if we're playing that game? Or go work for the Sun?

Post a banger that's not in English

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YouTube video by The Sweeney Restored on Blu ray The Sweeney Series One on Blu-ray Official Trailer

Get yer trousers on... youtu.be/rBC4drCoFEg?...

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Please can you run on with egg boxes and bubble wrap

The greatest description of Star Wars ever by a non-fan.
Take it away, Malcolm Tucker

People calling for Arteta’s head blows mine. Feel like we’re watching two different clubs. We’re really fucking good & mainly because of him.

Anyway, let’s wrap up a CL spot & hope for better luck with injuries next season. UTA

YouTube video by The Sweeney Restored on Blu ray THE SWEENEY on Blu-ray Restoration Comparison

Get your trousers on...
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I go back to my 'if it takes longer than 30 seconds, let it stand' plea

Before and after picture of one of my main arteries following stenting.

Turned out that whilst smoking and drinking was (and still is) incredibly cool, it wasn't doing a lot for the old ticker. Lucky for me there are very clever doctors out there. Stay safe kids.

Now he's been involved in a Liverpool controversy, wait for the media to turn on Oliver and condone their behaviour 👍

And you charge people for this bollocks?

Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.

Might as well just refuse to do interviews and put this out after every game. Can't wait for bald Dale and bald Dermot playing mental gymnastics to justify the red.

The nonsense travel agency invention Blue Monday is tomorrow. Look after yourselves but dont felt your sadness be given a shiny hat by the outside world. #BlueMonday

Eric: "What are these?"
Ern: "They are bongos"
Eric: "well, does he know you've got them?"

So pleased to have a little piece of Morecambe and Wise history ❤️

YouTube video by doodnat Richard Madeley: Homeowner & Homeless Skeptic

I made a video about #homelessness and Richard Madeley. I hope you enjoy it.

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Loving the BBC Likely Lads 60th anniversary box set - never seen this one before 👍

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Jonathan Gullis
Studies his shorts on the train with a sense of unease
Too much Febreze

Looks like the trio of Rice,Odegaard and Calafiori might (🤞) be available this weekend.

Great boost to the squad

#arsenal

Mean it - absolutely loved them both (and Highbury, Rebels for the Cause, All Guns, Top Guns!) Next on my list is Death or Glory 👍

Go To War: Football on the Brink in the ’80s : Jon Spurling: Amazon.co.uk: Books Go To War: Football on the Brink in the ’80s : Jon Spurling: Amazon.co.uk: Books

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Ok, this is the last one! @jonspurling.bsky.social fantastic footie history lessons of the 70s (Get it On) and 80s (Go to War) - if you were there, great memories, if you weren't, great primer for each decade.

Forever Young: The Story of Adrian Doherty, Football's Lost Genius: Amazon.co.uk: Kay, Oliver: 9781848669949: Books Buy Forever Young: The Story of Adrian Doherty, Football's Lost Genius by Kay, Oliver (ISBN: 9781848669949) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.

amzn.eu/d/iGCjL1P Last one from me - @oliverkay.bsky.social brilliantly told, heartbreaking story.

Back Home: England And The 1970 World Cup: Amazon.co.uk: Dawson, Jeff: 9780752848433: Books Buy Back Home: England And The 1970 World Cup New by Dawson, Jeff (ISBN: 9780752848433) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.

amzn.eu/d/5WVALpN Almost worn out my paperback copy. So evocative of the time.

A Life Too Short: The Tragedy of Robert Enke eBook : Reng, Ronald: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store A Life Too Short: The Tragedy of Robert Enke eBook : Reng, Ronald: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

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Thoroughly recommended - either the book or the audio.

With Bluesky user numbers rocketing, more official news accounts are arriving.

Here is a starter pack of major media outlets.

Feel free to repost, I’ll keep this updated as more arrive.

ok one more "how we do it on bluesky" re: "block, don't engage." it's not that anybody wants to tell you what to do -- it's that we collectively realized that this is what works. it works really great! zero, zero response needed. just block! don't argue at all with dickheads! try it! you'll see.