Taylor Klemm

Or just plain off your rocker!

I just made a pretty fun discovery

#switch2 #nintendo #mariokart #mariokartworld

When you try to save your girl from choking with backshots, it’s called the Heimdich

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#byu #byubasketball #gocougs

This has been living in the back of my head for a while and I finally decided to piece it out a little bit and it’s a better base than I thought it would be.

You guys ever get to watch your team hand @kansasbasketball.bsky.social their biggest loss of the era?

Go Cougars! #byubasketball

My body is a machine that turns cheese curds into cheese turds

And the countdown to next Thursday night begins again. #severance

The sexiest thing your partner can do is have the remote ready and immediately skip the intro when the full version of the New Girl theme comes on.

The only thing that's stopping me from moving my last little bit over here fully is the lack of alerts for posts from selected accounts.

When you fart and then convince your significant other it was them and they forgot is the only true form of gaslighting

Like Game of Thrones or the new Star Wars trilogy, an ending so bad I can’t be bothered with the rest of it.