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Smart mouthed "doc wannabe" gas passer. Inappropriate humor is a coping mechanism.

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BREAKING: Trump announces “all files from the radical Democrats ‘Epstein HOAX’ will now be stored in the nuclear facility we are building on the moon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

04.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 119    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 0

Breaking:

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - Texas House falls short of quorum after Democrats leave state to prevent Trump-backed redraw of US House maps.

04.08.2025 20:20 — 👍 2059    🔁 321    💬 61    📌 49
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Bless YOU For Not Giving Up Seriously.

Dear Humans,

Lo; everywhere you look, people are pushing back. From highway overpasses to the courtroom, we will not give in without a fight.

04.08.2025 16:42 — 👍 5245    🔁 1037    💬 90    📌 19

It’s been out in the open this whole time.

04.08.2025 19:24 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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it's like they're hinting to us that he's sundowning

04.08.2025 17:07 — 👍 1893    🔁 181    💬 104    📌 34
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The IRS Says Churches Can Now Endorse Candidates. That Could Give Texas Pastors More Power Than Ever. While the IRS move applies across the country, Texas — with more than 200 megachurches — will be the epicenter for pastors and congregations to test out their new influence, one expert said.

flip.it/VlTN_V

How long till we see scandals of people paying off pastors for their endorsements?

04.08.2025 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

CBS News has confirmed that the FBI, Bureau of Prisons and the DOJ all have a copy of the prison video from the night Epstein died with the missing minute.

Why won't they release it? What's there to hide?

04.08.2025 17:56 — 👍 3770    🔁 1257    💬 208    📌 77
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Wonder how sexual predator Brett Kavanaugh and sexual predator Clarence Thomas will vote on the fate of sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell.

04.08.2025 12:29 — 👍 10467    🔁 2781    💬 349    📌 113
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This award could be won in so many ways….

04.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 2107    🔁 450    💬 48    📌 14
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OLIVER: "Gaza is starving is a sentence that's objectively true, but it's also slightly misleading because it's too passive — Gaza is being starved by Israel."

04.08.2025 12:23 — 👍 4942    🔁 1799    💬 82    📌 52
Harvard President Garber Tells Faculty He Is Not Considering a $500 Million Deal With Trump | News | The Harvard Crimson Harvard President Alan M. Garber ’76 has told faculty that a deal with the Trump administration is not imminent and denied that the University is considering a $500 million settlement, according to th...

Huh. It's almost like Trump Administration sources maybe aren't providing totally rock-solid information to reporters. Crazy, amirite?

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

04.08.2025 18:25 — 👍 2024    🔁 547    💬 88    📌 18
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The Orange County Mayor, which encompasses Orlando, signed an agreement to cooperate with ICE as he, along with the entire board of county commissioners, were threatened with removal from office if they didn't.

They should've forced DeSantis to do it and not take the cowardly way out.

03.08.2025 21:41 — 👍 1181    🔁 276    💬 49    📌 44

Fresh organic grown in the backyard

03.08.2025 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Donald Trump just now: "That does it! I'm gonna fire Mr. Dow Jones! He's rigging his stock market to make Trump look bad."

03.08.2025 22:30 — 👍 2597    🔁 624    💬 84    📌 32
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😕

03.08.2025 13:59 — 👍 7888    🔁 2200    💬 452    📌 152
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I Am Suing the Department of Justice for the Epstein Files Training Videos On July 20th, I was the first to report the existence of training videos instructing FBI personnel how to flag mentions of Trump and others in the Epstein files. Today, I'm suing for those videos.

I Am Suing the Department of Justice for the Epstein Files Training Videos
open.substack.com/pub/muellers...

03.08.2025 03:35 — 👍 935    🔁 277    💬 29    📌 5

Steve lays on the second to the top step and won't let my daughter's little dog go up or down. 😂

03.08.2025 12:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I haven't had to use my EpiPen since I was 15, the few times I had to are awful memories.

03.08.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit! Yes!

02.08.2025 23:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

True, I'm sorry, I'll weep into my towel.

02.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😍❤️❤️❤️😍

02.08.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOOOOOOO it's 41 or nothing. Heathen.

02.08.2025 20:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Off the rails.

02.08.2025 00:41 — 👍 19863    🔁 5441    💬 875    📌 272
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GLP journey. IYKYK

02.08.2025 19:45 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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#caturday

Steve has no time for your bullshit.

02.08.2025 19:42 — 👍 788    🔁 27    💬 35    📌 5
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Trump seems to be using "invasion" agitprop to recreate the national trauma that reigned after 9/11, to hyper-militarize the homeland.

As one scholar tells me, this "could create a kind of domestic ‘Forever War,’ but one that is uniquely dangerous."

newrepublic.com/article/1987...

02.08.2025 11:45 — 👍 1163    🔁 386    💬 26    📌 22
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“Both of them.”

02.08.2025 04:33 — 👍 20850    🔁 11580    💬 454    📌 703
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MCGOWAN: “We're not going to get the correct information on anything because your man keeps firing people when he doesn't like the answer.

PHILLIP: “Do facts matter?”

(Sadly, we all know the answer)

02.08.2025 04:17 — 👍 2111    🔁 573    💬 96    📌 28

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