@rachelemerson.bsky.social
The best of the best
Your segments on Penguins would send ratings through the roof though!!
06.10.2025 17:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m pretty sure I was put on this earth to “fuck around”. But not in a “find out” type of way.
13.09.2025 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s gotta be due to kick the bucket soon.
09.09.2025 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching from across the country wishing I could vote for him !
06.09.2025 13:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jeanine Pirro’s face looks exactly like a bicycle seat
12.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious
03.08.2025 03:38 — 👍 10807 🔁 2247 💬 66 📌 48Kitchen is open. donate.wck.org/give/525879?...
26.07.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Check out the replies for bail and relief funds for L.A.
10.06.2025 02:05 — 👍 177 🔁 164 💬 0 📌 1i guess you gotta let the flat states have it sometime
01.06.2025 02:41 — 👍 86 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0Omg !! 100%
31.05.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i have daddy issues, but only in the sense that my dad was seriously SO nice that he did not prepare me for the rest of men
17.05.2025 23:18 — 👍 310 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 1
Leonardo DiCaprio in wolf of Wall Street pitching his method
“Listen carefully because I’m only going to say this once….. Castlevetrano Olives go in EVERY dish.”
16.05.2025 22:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
07.05.2025 03:46 — 👍 16961 🔁 2798 💬 164 📌 106
Thank you Greyhound!
29.04.2025 21:27 — 👍 52475 🔁 11947 💬 737 📌 795Oooo! What type of plants are these ?
26.04.2025 00:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me in the 2nd national security group chat
21.04.2025 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0miley cyrus… “party in the usa”…? i think not… serious times in the usa…
03.04.2025 18:16 — 👍 202 🔁 32 💬 7 📌 1
Me: opening a can of olives that sounds exactly like a can of tuna.
My Cat:
Oh the Ides of March are definitely ide-ing.
15.03.2025 17:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0drop some bath tubs
11.03.2025 06:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is a glorious day to buy audiobooks from Libro.fm
28.02.2025 13:03 — 👍 115 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0I hope no one asks me why my right eye is red. Cause then I’ll have to admit I got too high last night and actually slept with one eye open.
18.02.2025 05:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What? I…. 🤯 omg
12.02.2025 06:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve been informed that anyone born before 1990 is considered old. I’m gonna go meander around on my roof until I fall off!
10.02.2025 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Book cover with a rat in a snow globe titled Blood Test A comedy by Charles Baxter
This book! It’s GREAT.
09.02.2025 17:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting a last minute invite an hour before an event in LA is not cool. I need 7 hours notice so I can text the hour before “I don’t think I can make it!”
08.02.2025 02:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course the U.S. falls apart the moment I finally get hot. Great.
02.02.2025 17:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You might call that headline a word salad !
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