Alex Castle

been thinking a lot about the media reaction to Biden's first debate performance compared to its response to fascism

Rubio looking concerned

When you realize JD Vance was the last guy alone with this couch

From the people who brought you “push button to cross street” : the “remember this device” check box

In the desert, you can’t remember your name

Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain

“Making love to his tonic and gin” would like an apology

CATCH DONALD TRUMP DOING SOMETHING HYPOCRITICAL TO FILL THE HYPOCRISY BAR ABOVE HIS HEAD. WHEN THE BAR IS FULL HE WILL STOP BEING PRESIDENT

While some are saying "Go Chiefs" or "Go Eagles" I'm saying "Go Kevin Hart doing 'the cabbage patch' with a comically serious look on his face in an ad for a neural implant that lets you play parlays and props."

Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful

Opening a ramen place called Tasteful Noods

I’m with you, Siri suxxxxxxxx

To wander aimlessly is very unswinging

When I get there she’s got incense wine and candles, it’s such a freaky scene

I just heard the theme from the tv show Taxi turned into a pop song with lyrics is nothing sacred

I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

My overwhelming takeaway is that I want to hang out with Christopher Cross, he seems super cool

This is not my beautiful wife

I’m just gonna say it: Christopher Cross seems like a super cool dude and an excellent hang

A Spider-Man balloon eating Uncle Sam balloons bootyhole. They’re parade floats

Is the parade going to be woke again this year? The last time I went it was woke

The J bothers me so much, you don’t get to add a middle initial 30 years into your public life

Finally, a social media platform whose number one topic is itself

White knighting aside, @mcuban.bsky.social is smart enough to know linear tv is a, how you say, mature business

I wonder if we have all underestimated the impact of Trump’s being the first Hat Guy politician… slogan aside, there are an awful lot of Hat Guys in this country and nobody was speaking to them

"So that's all there is to life? You go to work and come home? Until you die?" Whoa whoa who said anything about that kind of job security

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results, but back home that's what we called "practice"

I gotta be honest I’m just being really careful with my follows this time around, I’ve been hurt before

“Coast to coast, LA to Chicago”

Take another look at that map Sade

I hate how people say it’s humbling when they win an Oscar or get elected or whatever. That’s like the opposite of humbling. Getting taken for $1200 by a phone scammer, that’s humbling

Forever’s gonna start tonight