Johnson

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

What a pass, what a deke, holy shit

Holy shit what a fuckin goal

Clasped hands meme Hand 1: The guitar solo in Purple Rain Hand 2: Andrew in the tower of london Clasped hands: Prince locked the fuck in

I'm not fixing the typo. And furthermore, Fuck Gary Bettman

Manyethings could be said about the NHL's influence (derogatory) on Olympic ice hockey, but the shift to the smaller ice surface realllllly dulls my skates. And furthermore, Fuck Gary Bettman.

get in loser we're cyberbullying steel city con again

I know a fully formed adult with the name Rhyeli

Someone misread latke somehow and had the worst idea ever

Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras.

This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.

Rush Limbaugh has been five years sober! Congrats to him!

They all look like the kind of people who'd write a fluff piece on casino food

My circle jerk post on circle jerk gadsden flag Reddit is causing many gadsden flag enthusiasts to justify snek get step

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

@kendrawcandraw Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhh oouuuuwwwwwaaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgah hhhh guuuuuwah

Buddy if you don't think there's microorganisms in our tap water I have bad news for you

Curry Buldak absolutely destroyed me at half a packet of spice

Every two weeks I tear apart this draft system & every two weeks I'm disgusted by how dirty even a very well maintained draft system can be. Clean your draft lines you slimy butterbutts.

If you want to be dumb, you gotta suck

You going full spice packet?

I got a different result

So do they click together like Legos orrrr....

I'm lovin' it

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Barstool being barstool. Damn, was hoping that guy that hates ranch in PGH finally had his mental breakdown

I need the tea here

My "I've licked toilet seats" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement

My campaign to add Appalachian 8 Man Luge as an Olympic sport starts now

There's an 8 person bobsled that uses the luge sled?