Will Boring

Kermit’s hot dog house would also work, but I can’t walk there. Opened in 1966.

Hot damn, great article! Gotta give a shoutout to the cash only stand that’s a 3 min walk from my house, PB’s Takeout, in Winston-Salem. But they’ve only been there 38 years, so points deducted for not being 40 yet.

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nice try, spammer. i've been sitting on that shit for years. decades. ive been laying on it

They opened the year I turned 21. My buddy (who’s parents opened the great lost bear) brought me there when I came home for a holiday. changed my idea of beer. A mere 16 years ago 👴🏻. Love that place, enjoy!

Lamb and Flag plus The Harp in convent gardens. Harvey’s best bitter and landlord on cask respectively. Lemon Tree, around the corner from the Harp also has Boltmaker on cask too.

proudly using chat gpt has the same energy as earnestly wanting to be a cop

after 12 extremely painful and expensive sessions i have removed the hbo from my hbo max tattoo, now let me just fire up my favorite entertainment news site and

Two children at school in uniforms and it looks like Japan, both of them look like girls or femmes. One is holding a giant tuba so that it's stuffed over the face of the other one that's pinned up against the wall. The one holding the tuba is labeled every company. The tuba is labeled unwanted AI And the one against the wall is labeled me

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It clears a lot of hefs.

In the movie Psycho, Janet Leigh stands directly under the shower head and then turns the water on. That is why the movie is called Psycho, one assumes. I turned it off. Stupid.

Gonzo saying “and Michael Clayton”

Michael Clayton’s bmw blowing up

Gonzo saying who did not die

Michael Clayton: not dead

When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that

Nolan can film The Odyssey all he wants, but remember it’s been done: it’s called “O Brother Where Art Thou?”

And only the 4th best New Pornographers album.

I’ll cheers to that!

These football games suck and all the NBA games are great just FYI

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“Light the lamp not the rat,
light the lamp not the rat!!”

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Gathering dust at a brewery that probably bought one during the great coolship rush of 2018. Dairy center it is!

@beerinator.com if I was going to Mt Airy to pick up a used coolship and had time for lunch, where should I go?

C’mon, he’s British, Liam has a nice ring to it.

lol, if I ever do I’ll give you all my sweet dirt from working in distro there for a decade.

Nice, I left working in the richmond beer market two and a half years ago.

I heard it in the toilet bowl…

yeah I like tariffs.

ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes

The time for blame has begun. Let’s start with the big one: Kamala would have won if all of your posts about the election had been better

Very healthy to be in what is best described as Basketball Terrorist Mode, where my team is close enough to winning the whole thing that my mood and entire identity shifts game to game until mid-June. My friends and family love this.

Everyone thought I was cool until I opened my mouth Elon Musk and JK Rowling