tons of them

i think wyoming would be a shock to the american mind

"i'm gonna google 'pizza,' babe, and we're just gonna see what happens"

gone off that itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

it's my dad's birthday i'm doing my chores martini drunk

retvrn to tradition (ending an argument with "put that in your pipe and smoke it")

(chanting) hurt people

picked up a $600-800 walkman in the hallway yday that was gonna get thrown away??? also some cool reference books. love my dept

idk why i brought a litre of water to the radiology department like this kidney ultrasound is a competition (it is)

misread as "have you guys tried breathing through my nose"

Meet n fuck: despotic monarchy

getting close to people is scary! phonetics exam is scary! i want to bake to cope but i
have deadlines

i look like this and say this

on a new project

can't wait for the day i open up a draft for a manuscript and start typing "soyjack.party (henceforth "the Sharty")

asked my boyfriend to describe a saw trap to see if he remembered

"um... he was in a predicament"

ab to be me tomorrow (i am going to hell)

it's got me on a pancake kick tbh!!!! when i make them i remember you making banana pancakes w honey when i visited (which i told boy about and i am now likely going to be making something like this in the future. also i need to make sirniki... good way to heat my cold apartment in winter skldjsk)

tagging today before i get into next week's readings

attached to this skeet would be a pic of the cornmeal pancakes w chili crisp/honey/gooey egg from yday afternoon brunch time but i didn't take one lmao ALSO i aced my first/only midterm with the highest grade in the class ALSO (i could go on)

i'm such a catch actually

red pikmin in peril (water)

share to save them ignore and they perish

it's over bro someone i like is being kind to me and saying things that are nice... truly earth girls are easy

aaaaaaa i hope the progress is good and that szelma is okay!!!!

giggling into my sleeve and kicking my feet back and forth

djdndnndnd tbf! i do want to cook for everyone but. you're absolutely right lmao i'm acting like a teenager w a crush atm

i think that's what it means when you go out w someone twice in one week and want to cook for them but i gotta cool iiiit and be careful lmfao

aaaaaahahahaha oh no i have a crush

anyway this edible got me so confident i feel like anyone i'm going out with is auditioning to be my partner. but also i only put people who specify long term monog relationship so they basically are

ruh roh raggy . im roking reed