Mattie Kay

hook up, he's a great kisser, give him your number, hope for the best

him later: "𝒲𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃?"

sigh

i know this feel

Forever tired of this

🤣

I think about this daily

shemails are not ok.. hemails are fine

I am no hero.

lol did he forget he's not at Fox anymore? 😅

lifehack:
1. print to pdf in b&w
2. edit pdf to change black to a readable shade of cyan or magenta
3. keep printing without black ink 😀

america has to be #1! step aside china, trump's here to make sure we're the number one polluter

what happens if you run out of toilet paper

hopefully nobody poisons the model

in the far far future, modern medicine will be the touted reason for the collapse of western civilization 😛

nancy pelosi is the same age as my grandma. she isn't all there anymore and i doubt pelosi is either.

#geriocracy baby! modern medicine's worst mistake

he sure loves iron crosses no wonder they let him go

since 2001

all he did was go with ball caps instead of banderas and people are somehow surprised that he's a nazi

the elon musk internet defense force

a drunk with nuclear codes
clearly a good idea

stop folks from price gouging their rent

Is this the comic power the of #AI?

they'll say it got lost, like your mail

finally, revenge on the beauty influencers who shot him down

Aren't Mondays terrible?? Like they make the earth round!

Omg is their Plata smooth or what!? #tequila

siempretequila.com/our-tequila/...

does this mean the earth is flat now?