Rob, The Protector

Kid in the grocery store tried to talk to me about “YouTube shorts” so I sent him to juvie

Are there actually people who prefer 2018? Cause I’d cut off anyone who thinks fighting through Alfheim is cooler than the bitchin’ Draupnir Spear

If their pitch contains the word crypto, three years of solitary

It sometimes pains me to replay GOW 2018 because I’d so much rather play the second one

This is a piece of political literature, which displays a man using a strawman of something extremely stupid. He even comments as such! “Nobody could be this stupid”, he remarks. But alas in the second panel, he finds someone just as stupid! How could this be! I think it also comments on the duality of man, which you may discuss further

Do we think Zohran could last 3 seconds in that guys mom?

Conservative Southern wedding font

They need to redo the election, I was at work yesterday and couldn’t vote for Cuomo!!

I feel like the Clinton’s are good because I can see the argument for either William or Hillary, for entirely different reasons. Really encapsulates everything wrong with the Dems right now

The Baileys all signed up to serve in the IDF

RIP Mr Cheney, you would have loved this

Mr President, an 11th flip has hit the Virginia house of reps.

We’ve never been woke-er

We need a Newer York to make fun of

You will vote for a socialist but draw the line at a man who is responsible for the deaths of millions? Real tolerance from the left

It’s terrible seeing everyone hate on notorious Kamala Harris supporter Dick Cheney

They could never stop the Mamdani Mandate

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

It wasn’t the guy I was hoping for, but I’ll take it

Thank you goose 🫡 I wish you a prosperous Tuesday

Everything got fixed and we’re back to normal! :)

If you don’t think about it, that’s a pretty good argument

If it’s for a Robert, it has to be full

As a Robert myself, this is very serious

Driving around town to see if stores have their flags at half mast for Robert

Hearing someone say a phrase is just as scary as being bombed for 2 years

Messaging device straight to hell

Hold on, let me ask Charlie what his most important truth was

No, it’s okay! :) just a rough bump rn but it’ll even out

Day 20 and his body count gonna be a balatro score 😔

Your dissent has been noted and a VERY scathing letter will soon be left on your desk