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Fish heads, fish heads…

Luge will gain steam when they start using a giant sling shot.

I’m just glad no disparagement of mayonnaise occurred during the filming of this questioning.

At least we know where the most horrible Americans are currently located?

If Kid Rock’s version of Song of the South happens, I don’t know what I’ll zippity do dah do.

The open handed stance is my preferred fight posture as well - but usually with both arms pumping and legs moving in the opposite direction of the scrum.

It’s always darkest before the dawn…or right before the asteroid hits.

Mmmmm…..duck

If it was really alternative, I might be intrigued.

Does it say “not sorry” inside?

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Totally agree. All the Kings need to do now for the perfect season is to lower ticket prices to $25 and beer prices to $2.

Huffing is such a derogatory term. I prefer “experiencing”.

My operating theory is that anything sold on a gas station counter has to be good for you.

So what do you do when you have an objectively racist President using a private army to harm citizens in order to nationalize elections? Totally just a hypothetical question.

Sparks parties were bomb back in the day. Only posers left without orange tongues. #noregrets

And by “no” I actually mean “more than some”.

You are a Kings fan; you know you’d just grin and Barrett.

I know people that hate talking on the phone with restaurants and would much rather just push some buttons to get what they want.

All Kings fans get enthusiastic in the summet, then tired of the losing, then there is a ray of hope, then that ray turns into a laser that zaps our souls, then we are tired again. I think all Kings fans are re-tired at this point.

Yes - but maybe the statue will be placed with proper context?

Just kidding - I know it won’t be a statute of Epstein, Columbus and Satan playing poker.

He better bring a mirror.

What happened to all the debate about whether the United States is in a constitutional crisis? Is there a pearl shortage and nothing left to clutch?

Tom “the Bag” Homan - POS for reals.

I do not want to know what is going on in that choad’s imagination.

Kings going to be well represented in the Falling Stars Challenge.

If Odysseus clicks his ruby slippers to get home I am going to be peeved.

Every One of these perverts needs to be held accountable. I realize we don’t currently have a system of Justice that can handle that task. It’s another gaping wound in the national trust.

Corrupticans

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