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Russet Burbank

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Rockin' the town like a moldy crouton Oakland CA, environmental biz he/him

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no you won't

23.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was the first thing I thought, even though they're not in sequence

22.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A tuber

22.11.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"and any policies that facilitate mass migration into other countries."

Let's start at home, assholes

22.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Stay with me deplorables"

22.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which is worse: Not including alt text on images, or including the automatically-generated alt text that does not explain the image in the slightest

22.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm from the western US and I thought Empire was a Chicago thing.

22.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Primary all of them. If they're worth a damn, they can prove it.

22.11.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deep in finishing school right now, I think, in preparation to be Palpatine Jr

21.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Contestant nopes outta that category with a quickness

21.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this really in the HHS bailiwick though?

21.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Answered a phone survey on this recently, my only misgivings were that it doesn't go far enough.

21.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Close relative of Muffler Man

21.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hide it in a kickback envelope

21.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani got 'em SCURRED

21.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani got 'em SCURRED

21.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the moss

21.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SIX SEVEN

21.11.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Graham, your country is calling again

20.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with long blonde hair and glasses is wearing a t-shirt that says ' a ' on it Alt: Garth Algar says "If you're gonna spew, spew into this" and offers a paper cup
20.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuckin' LOL

"Blocking:
AI Slop"

20.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok blue MAGA

20.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, fuck AI

20.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't even make a god damn rainbow look right you absolute knobs

20.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if peepee poopoo diarrhea waterfall in your mouth

20.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh, that's wild. Maybe you should impeach him.

20.11.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a truly pathetic "not all men" whine in there as well

20.11.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah that'd be a hat on a hat

20.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Green bean casserole done properly is hiding it in the garbage disposal

20.11.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing satisfies the hungry heart like Gift Of Finest Wheatβ„’ Crush a stalk today!

20.11.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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