Russet Burbank

What the fuck bearing does it have that your son, in whom you have instilled terrible taste, watched one of the greatest movies ever made for the cinema on his phone?

“Everyone named Sarandos agrees, this is the future of film that people want”

These people are not human, why are they in charge of human stuff

Dang, might have to patron now, I'm sure I'm bikable

Oneders?

Nah, he just wanted to murder brown people, simple as.

"Our most vulnerable" = "Our property"

I don't know why anyone thinks these guys are visionary at all, they're just the same power-hungry douchebags that humanity has had since time immemorial. They all just want to have their enemies and inferiors crushed and an unending supply of underage girls. It always comes back to that.

What would the nonreligious NM equivalent of hail marys be?

Wildcat halfback

Went to MU for grad school, RagTag indeed whips.

But they can't be villains, we pay bocce together at the Kongress Kountry Klub

Not happening fast enough

Could they just go back to sending DVDs through the mail please

Kitty romance novel cover

Omg dead fucking ringer

But think of the profits

Dis mine

Remember that eclipse years ago? They're like that!

Did he then add "YEAAAAHH"?

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Would've thought we'd start seeing that by now

Alert to the Democrat Blue Crew: This guy sucks SO HARD

On a triple word score

Cut him some slack, he's a puppy empath

Rob Sheffield is the guy from the VH1 shows who looked like had never washed his hair or brushed his teeth in his entire life

Okay

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It can really wear on ya

Guy has the (metaphorically) biggest war boner of all