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@rowanorlean.bsky.social

Writer, shitposter, trashgoblin. Gender Agnostic, Neurodivergent. INTP. I like to watch movies, and also shows about murders. I don't wanna post about politics, but I feel like I gotta, so...

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Roujin Z (1991) English Dub 1080p
YouTube video by Retro Anime World Roujin Z (1991) English Dub 1080p

Everyone already beat me to the Weird Al joke, so I will pivot, and suggest everyone interested in the potential of Magic Beds go watch Roujin Z.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vOS...

28.09.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the off chance it needs to be said, I'm a small creator, any likes, shares or eyeballs on my work is deeply appreciated! <3 <3 <3

26.09.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In Defense of The Gremlin Why My Favorite Characters are all Assholes

Sometimes I get arguing on the internet about #characters and I need to get a whole thing out of my system.
#writing #storycraft #character #problematicfaves #writesky

open.substack.com/pub/rowanorl...

26.09.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quantum mechanics is what happens when a five year old keeps asking "But why?" and you employ increasingly elaborate methods to answer them.

24.09.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Must watch!

24.09.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like how whatever game humans play, they always have a moment where they rage quit and then come back five minutes later, even more determined.

24.09.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a newspaper obituary for Richard A. "Dick" Butt

Screenshot of a newspaper obituary for Richard A. "Dick" Butt

Dick Butt

24.09.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 266    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I can imagine, using all five senses, the immersive experience of eating an apple while standing in an orchard at dusk at the very beginning of fall. But, If I have to do algebra, I will cry. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

24.09.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's make sure that we're remembering to do this too.

It's been a whirlwind, but Jimmy Kimmel's return is a sign that we can still make a difference with payment processors too.

24.09.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 940    ๐Ÿ” 931    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The right doesn't know how the left speaks, they only know their cartoonish caricature of how we speak.

24.09.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that explains why he'd been bedridden for years but was able to hop up and do a full musical number.

24.09.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall
24.09.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKELITON SITTEN IN A OFFICE CHAIR THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT IT FUCKED UP THERE BACK SOMEHOW, ALWAYS HAPPEN'S WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTE'S NOW MY PEACE OF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETLEY DESTROYED" , THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALIEN'S TAKE HOMINIDS AND CHANGE THERE DNA AROUND TO MAKE PEOPLE SO THE PEOPLE CAN MINE GOLD AND MAKE PLASTIC FOR THEM, WHO KNWOS WHY THE ALIENS LIKE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, BUT YA GOTTA ADMIT WE DO A GOOD JOB AT BOTH OF THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITON SITTEN IN A OFFICE CHAIR THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT IT FUCKED UP THERE BACK SOMEHOW, ALWAYS HAPPEN'S WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTE'S NOW MY PEACE OF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETLEY DESTROYED" , THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALIEN'S TAKE HOMINIDS AND CHANGE THERE DNA AROUND TO MAKE PEOPLE SO THE PEOPLE CAN MINE GOLD AND MAKE PLASTIC FOR THEM, WHO KNWOS WHY THE ALIENS LIKE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, BUT YA GOTTA ADMIT WE DO A GOOD JOB AT BOTH OF THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

OOP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

24.09.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 620    ๐Ÿ” 192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I mean... Maybe we should start paying etsy witches to do other stuff? See how it goes? It feels like we have a whole untapped resource that has a lot of promise.

24.09.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of a tabby cat walking jauntily through some flowers

Drawing of a tabby cat walking jauntily through some flowers

Me, not allowing the world to see that my anxiety is eating me alive and I really am a fluffy, unbothered, little asshole with no fucks to give.

23.09.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With each day, this tweet becomes more prescient.

23.09.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1519    ๐Ÿ” 512    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Rapture Simulator 2025, free to play!

23.09.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even if we take this "Tylenol causes autism" BS as true, the alternative is a higher incidence of fetal spine and brain malformations, which are often fatal, which can be caused by fevers during pregnancy. Why is that a better outcome?
Autism isn't the worst thing that can happen.
#Tylenol #Autism

23.09.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valid.

23.09.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't envy Kimmel. He has the chance to do the funniest thing right now, but the funniest thing might be any of a dozen actions. Do a monolgue about why he's quitting and then just walk out? Do an entire monologue about Epstein? Re-do the exact same monologue?
#kimmel #decisions #choosewisely

23.09.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, there have been a lot of movies lately about children of absent and emotionally immature parents. I've heard this trend in film called "Millennials just want an apology", and like... Yeah??? That would be nice, actually.

23.09.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with his mouth open and the word burn written on his shirt ALT: a man with his mouth open and the word burn written on his shirt
23.09.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone is a "chosen one" amidst the fellowship, it's Sam, who resisted the temptation of the ring and damaged the daughter of an eldritch being from before time so badly that she ran away and was evidently never heard from again.

23.09.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are not supposed to be excited about the Rapture. If you're feeling superior to the people who you think aren't getting raptured, then you're committing the sin of pride, and you're going to be stuck here with the rest of us.
#Rapture #leftbehind

23.09.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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While I do think its important for scientists to point out that the claim lacks evidence backing it, lets not kid ourselves. The people who will believe this will not be swayed in the slightest by that argument.

23.09.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Disney paid $16 million to Trump to settle a bogus lawsuit involving George Stephanopoulos.

Disney fired Terry Moran for calling Stephen Miller a โ€œworld-class hater.โ€

Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel.

That Disney has walked back one of those after immense public pressure doesn't change who they are.

22.09.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11022    ๐Ÿ” 3297    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 440    ๐Ÿ“Œ 239

As an unlikeable main character IRL, I appreciate this, thank you.

22.09.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had heard that he had refused their offer, but now I'm seeing everywhere that he's back. I hope he really held their toes to the fire before he agreed to return.

22.09.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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