Everyone already beat me to the Weird Al joke, so I will pivot, and suggest everyone interested in the potential of Magic Beds go watch Roujin Z.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vOS...
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Writer, shitposter, trashgoblin. Gender Agnostic, Neurodivergent. INTP. I like to watch movies, and also shows about murders. I don't wanna post about politics, but I feel like I gotta, so...
Everyone already beat me to the Weird Al joke, so I will pivot, and suggest everyone interested in the potential of Magic Beds go watch Roujin Z.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vOS...
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26.09.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sometimes I get arguing on the internet about #characters and I need to get a whole thing out of my system.
#writing #storycraft #character #problematicfaves #writesky
open.substack.com/pub/rowanorl...
Quantum mechanics is what happens when a five year old keeps asking "But why?" and you employ increasingly elaborate methods to answer them.
24.09.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Must watch!
24.09.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like how whatever game humans play, they always have a moment where they rage quit and then come back five minutes later, even more determined.
24.09.2025 20:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Screenshot of a newspaper obituary for Richard A. "Dick" Butt
Dick Butt
24.09.2025 11:52 โ ๐ 266 ๐ 47 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 9I can imagine, using all five senses, the immersive experience of eating an apple while standing in an orchard at dusk at the very beginning of fall. But, If I have to do algebra, I will cry. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.
24.09.2025 20:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Let's make sure that we're remembering to do this too.
It's been a whirlwind, but Jimmy Kimmel's return is a sign that we can still make a difference with payment processors too.
The right doesn't know how the left speaks, they only know their cartoonish caricature of how we speak.
24.09.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well, that explains why he'd been bedridden for years but was able to hop up and do a full musical number.
24.09.2025 17:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A SKELITON SITTEN IN A OFFICE CHAIR THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT IT FUCKED UP THERE BACK SOMEHOW, ALWAYS HAPPEN'S WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTE'S NOW MY PEACE OF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETLEY DESTROYED" , THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALIEN'S TAKE HOMINIDS AND CHANGE THERE DNA AROUND TO MAKE PEOPLE SO THE PEOPLE CAN MINE GOLD AND MAKE PLASTIC FOR THEM, WHO KNWOS WHY THE ALIENS LIKE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, BUT YA GOTTA ADMIT WE DO A GOOD JOB AT BOTH OF THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
OOP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
24.09.2025 00:09 โ ๐ 620 ๐ 192 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 6I mean... Maybe we should start paying etsy witches to do other stuff? See how it goes? It feels like we have a whole untapped resource that has a lot of promise.
24.09.2025 17:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Drawing of a tabby cat walking jauntily through some flowers
Me, not allowing the world to see that my anxiety is eating me alive and I really am a fluffy, unbothered, little asshole with no fucks to give.
23.09.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 50 ๐ 17 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0With each day, this tweet becomes more prescient.
23.09.2025 16:01 โ ๐ 1519 ๐ 512 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 12Rapture Simulator 2025, free to play!
23.09.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Even if we take this "Tylenol causes autism" BS as true, the alternative is a higher incidence of fetal spine and brain malformations, which are often fatal, which can be caused by fevers during pregnancy. Why is that a better outcome?
Autism isn't the worst thing that can happen.
#Tylenol #Autism
Valid.
23.09.2025 19:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't envy Kimmel. He has the chance to do the funniest thing right now, but the funniest thing might be any of a dozen actions. Do a monolgue about why he's quitting and then just walk out? Do an entire monologue about Epstein? Re-do the exact same monologue?
#kimmel #decisions #choosewisely
You know, there have been a lot of movies lately about children of absent and emotionally immature parents. I've heard this trend in film called "Millennials just want an apology", and like... Yeah??? That would be nice, actually.
23.09.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If anyone is a "chosen one" amidst the fellowship, it's Sam, who resisted the temptation of the ring and damaged the daughter of an eldritch being from before time so badly that she ran away and was evidently never heard from again.
23.09.2025 18:01 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You are not supposed to be excited about the Rapture. If you're feeling superior to the people who you think aren't getting raptured, then you're committing the sin of pride, and you're going to be stuck here with the rest of us.
#Rapture #leftbehind
While I do think its important for scientists to point out that the claim lacks evidence backing it, lets not kid ourselves. The people who will believe this will not be swayed in the slightest by that argument.
23.09.2025 14:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Disney paid $16 million to Trump to settle a bogus lawsuit involving George Stephanopoulos.
Disney fired Terry Moran for calling Stephen Miller a โworld-class hater.โ
Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
That Disney has walked back one of those after immense public pressure doesn't change who they are.
As an unlikeable main character IRL, I appreciate this, thank you.
22.09.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I had heard that he had refused their offer, but now I'm seeing everywhere that he's back. I hope he really held their toes to the fire before he agreed to return.
22.09.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0