Lazarus

Can't imagine what's going to get buried under that ballroom.

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Picture of Biff Tannen's casino from "Back to the Future Part II". The sign says "Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise" and includes a picture of him burning a wad of cash with his lit cigar.

The White House (2028)

If you're the person who got hit in the face with a golf ball, we promise to stop showing the video in a day or two.

Customers say Customers find the costume set to be of good quality, with one mentioning it's ideal for both Halloween and rioting scenarios. They consider it good value for money.

The AI generated overview of reviews for a V for Vendetta costume says it's "ideal for both Halloween and rioting scenarios" in case you were looking for that sort of thing.

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

Some sticks are more complicated to retrieve than others

Fanny Twatts

England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005

Absolute glorious memories of my then housemate arriving home one afternoon, switching off the TV without a word, and then banging this cd single on the stereo at full blast before bouncing around the room

standing on the white cliffs of dover chanting They Robbed You With A Ladder, Like Some Shit From Blackadder, You Tried To Stop The Looters, They Got Away On Scooters

Windscreen hit by a falling object when you're piloting a plane with 130 passengers at 36,000 feet?

If I'd been that pilot I think I'd have jettisoned most of my lower intestine in record time. Fuck no.

Wild! A meteorite may have struck the windshield of a 737 flying over Colorado, according to early reports.

Whatever the object was, it cut a pilot's arm but did not seriously damage the plane. 🧪

avbrief.com/united-max-h...

I been robbed. All my arts gone.

I heard it was the anniversary of when you popped out of a vagina or something. Good for you.

@andyparmo.co.uk

grok is this true

Sports fan holding sign saying I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE

Can't wait for the main Sunday event today.

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

Twitter exchange: Krishnan Guru-Murthy @ @k... • 10m After a robust interview with Steve Baker MP I used a very offensive word in an unguarded moment off air. While it was not broadcast that word in any context is beneath the standards I set myself and I apologise unreservedly. I have reached out to Steve Baker to say sorry Steve Baker MP FRSA • @.. • 7m Replying to @krishgm I appreciate you apologising. Thank you. Careless Tories Cost Lives @T... • 4m Replying to @SteveBakerHW and @krishgm You are a cunt, mind.

Happy third anniversary to one of Twitter’s last great moments

Still from that aphex twin come to daddy video where this hideous beast screams in the face of an old lady

Transformation almost complete

who'd have thunk that google and meta are invested in creating a world where facts and mis/disinformation become indistinguishable

Strip cartoon. Three pairs of two scenes. First scene each pair: man looks at a computer screen showing an announcement. Second scene each pair: man outside looking at sky. First pair: 'Tonight: meteor shower, only happens once every 1,000 years.' Outside, sky cloudy. Second pair: 'Tonight: lunar eclipse, only once in our lifetimes.' Outside, sky cloudy. Third pair: 'Tonight: Incredibly rare clouds! Once-in-a-lifetime...' Outside, sky is clear. Man says 'Oh, for fuck's sake.'

Cloudy skies. 🔭🧪

You either die a hero or live long enough to see the bangers of your youth turn up in adverts for toilet cleaner or insurance or whatever

Born this day, Lee Harvey Oswald 🎂
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social

“Henry! Our party’s total chaos! No one knows when to eat, where to stand, what to ... Oh, thank God! Here comes a Border collie!”

“Henry! Our party’s total chaos! No one knows when to eat, where to stand, what to ... Oh, thank God! Here comes a Border collie!”

⏱️ 86 | PENALTY SAVED!!!

Thimothee Lo-Tutala saves Sam Hoskins' penalty!

Rovers 1-2 Northampton

#DRFC

Nice to see all our loanees from last season banging the goals in, though