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14.11.2025 07:39 β π 5750 π 1114 π¬ 61 π 40@spadge13.bsky.social
I sing things and jump about. Hate tambourines. Once ate jellied eels so that you don't have to. That sort of thing... Garden, greenhouse learner, semi-feral feathered puppies and gooses. Occasional menopause gubbins. She/her
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14.11.2025 07:39 β π 5750 π 1114 π¬ 61 π 40TiMe iSsss aN eLePhaNt...
14.11.2025 12:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everything is stupid and getting more stupid by the day.
14.11.2025 08:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same, but 5am. Annoying AND loathsome.
14.11.2025 08:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs why they call me βNoelstradamusβ ;)
14.11.2025 00:31 β π 774 π 274 π¬ 0 π 16Quite the Monday he was having there...
13.11.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep. And the S*n are still absolute fucking scum.
13.11.2025 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The S*n is absolute fucking scum, though.
13.11.2025 16:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The fuck?
Seems microdot to me...
Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.
youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
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10.11.2025 11:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No, the beer coat is not real, please, stop rewarding ai shite.
09.11.2025 14:52 β π 157 π 36 π¬ 10 π 2See whatβs happening. A Trumpist US media company has taken over Channel 5. Another US company is gunning for ITV. Our social media is saturated by Muskβs calls for civil war in the UK. The BBC is the last thing standing, and Trump/Johnson are trying to bring it down
09.11.2025 23:59 β π 542 π 267 π¬ 24 π 10Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
Me flirting
09.11.2025 13:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
a person in a white shirt and blue striped boxers holds a black and tan dachshund under the armpit with one arm and under the chin with the other. the dog has a massive mouthful of cooked spaghetti chomped in his mouth, with noodles sticking out in all directions, and a single long strand dangling down the length of his skinny body. we know the position isnβt ideal, but the dog was recently fished out of the garbage where he found this treasure, so itβs a temporary solution. the dogβs eyes are wide: likely a combination of joy at the feast, surprise as the swift removal, and shock at having been caught.
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you⦠13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
05.11.2025 21:57 β π 7249 π 799 π¬ 127 π 63I'd have thought it was put there so he knows where he is, but I don't think he can read cursive.
05.11.2025 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The full transcript of Zohran Mamdani's acceptance speech is very much worth reading in full. Even if you don't agree with your politics, it's very beautifully put together.
archive.is/8VqQJ
[this is a useable link to the NYT transcript]
Laszlo Cravensworth, a 310-year-old vampire from British nobility, a Staten Island resident. He is pensively sucking on a pipe...
05.11.2025 05:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Early wake up to genuinely good news? Done it... β
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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
π¨NEW - Train hero who saved passengers during attack confuses racists by being a Muslim
Click for more:
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Iβm sure Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to tell us all whether LNER Customer Service Host Samir Zitouni counts as British or not. news.sky.com/story/train-...
04.11.2025 10:59 β π 2133 π 616 π¬ 63 π 22The party who claim to be patriots literally had a Reform leadership member caught red handed taking bribes from Russia.
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
Reform Party UK Exposed e @reformexposed X.com REFORM EXPOSED Oh gosh, Reform UK Kent Council has a dilemma. Cancel the Christmas lights or take down the flags. L Harrietsham Parish Council 6h. ... *****Christmas Lights on the A20**** Kent County Council has now issued the permit for the Parish Council's Christmas lights to be installed along the A20 in the coming weeks. However, the approval comes with a condition that any flags currently on the streetlight columns must be removed before the lights can go up, as they pose a safety risk. This condition from Kent County Council may result in the installation of the Christmas lights being unable to proceed as planned for 2025. Despite this, the Parish Council will still be liable for the hire cost, as the arrangements were in place before the permit was issued. Ne feel it is important to make residents aware of the current position and the financial implications placed upon the Parish Council by the condition of the permit. Having taken the time to arrange these for the community, it will be disappointing if they cannot be installed in the coming weeks, but unfortunately this situation is beyond the Parish Council's control.
Err nerr. Seems Reform might effectively be CaNcElLiNg ChRiStMaS...
03.11.2025 15:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0The driver "managed to contact the control centre at Network Rail and get the train diverted onto the slow line", Calder says. "That was absolutely crucial because this train was scheduled to be travelling through Huntingdon station on the tracks with no platform at 125mph." "It didn't stop in the middle of nowhere, which would have been very difficult." Calder thinks this was handled in the "safest possible way" thanks to the "incredible professionalism from the driver and the police". Train drivers are trained on how to take appropriate action, he adds,
Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC
02.11.2025 15:01 β π 3647 π 1045 π¬ 73 π 37Thorough piece on Farageβs close colleague and friend Nathan Gill and the Kremlin cash he took
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...