Neil Whalley

a man with a long white beard and mustache is pointing at something . Alt: a man with a long white beard and mustache saying “indeed grasshopper”

Choose your battles, grasshopper

So don’t rejoin eu, and introduce further austerity. That’s some 2D chess you’re playing there

Nigel Farage Says Minimum Wage Should Be Cut for Young People The Reform leader said cutting the minimum wage for young people would boost business, as he attacked plans to raise taxes on the wealthy

So, Farage, in the same breath, has stated that:

Minimum wage should be cut for young people (currently at £10 an hour - oh the largesse!)

And

Young people earning over £100k a year should get tax cuts.

That tells you just about everything you need to know about where his priorities lie.

To the second. A beautiful, perfect baby. Big brown hairy tail and an exquisite dorsal fin

I gave birth today…

Overreact?

That’s not my takeaway

But it’s the cat who is massively reducing the population of indigenous wildlife. Humans are far worse, but cats are bad for our wildlife

Fair ye well sir 🫡

My crumpet hurts 😢

Test ban or best tan?

Thread. A reminder of some of my alltime favourite facts. Starting with...there are no bridges over the river Amazon.

Beautiful name. Congratulations sir

I agree.

Ride the wave 👍

You got lucky. I’m a ginnel

Doubtful

Archaeologists?

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

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There might be a guest appearance from her American cousin Della

At least we still have the odd jewel heist for light relief

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Unfortunately, all of us lefties will be Soylent green by then

Wade a minute!! You know of rugby? Now this is news

Where do you draw the line with body shaming? Or is it just if someone is really bad, you can say anything about their appearance?

Jewish community leaders in Birmingham

Standing outside Villa Park

Saying they support the ban of Maccabi

Saying it's nothing to do with religion, or against Jews

"It's a genuine safety concern against hooliganism from Maccabi"

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