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What I miss now

i can't believe they have to play again today.

Drag his ass

Watching the Mariners / Regarder Les Marins

3 more to go. It still don’t feel real tbh

Screenshot of Jorge Polanco with a score bug that shows “Little (the pitcher)” and Polanco stacked

idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me

Wearing my funny shirt to the baseball game to sit in my fancy seats directly behind home plate only to learn that the entire internet is calling me “butt plug man” or just “butt plug.”

Most normal Canadian / Le Canadien le plus normal

George saying I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Mariners mode.

Time to get serious.

me

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

I just have a speech impediment

A ★★★★★ review of Boogie Nights (1997) Jesus Christ what an incredible piece of business this film is. There are some big names in this and they deliver exactly how you’d expect them to, but the beautiful part of this film is every single ...

boxd.it/bemB8p

Cc: @collard.bsky.social

Just got here

Just imagine game 5 Josh Naylor homers off his old team to send his new team to the ALCS

But also if they do!

Novocaine is great slop

Tbf he went off on the bar that was serving shaken martinis which is the correct thing to do when confronted with such awful customer care

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as Game Boy Color graphics using the rusty brown color palette. Hank Hill is reading a note in his living room. Text at the bottom of the screen says "Mr. Hill, I just got my first period."

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as Game Boy Color graphics using the rusty brown color palette. Hank Hill looks terrified with his mouth agape. Text on the bottom reads "BWAAAAAAH!"

Game Boy Color Fridays

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as original Game Boy graphics. Peggy Hill is on stage singing and playing guitar. She is singing "There once was a turtle who lived in her shell."

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as original Game Boy graphics. Peggy Hill is on stage singing and playing guitar. She is singing "The shell was her home, and her prison as well."

This right here.

screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

LMAOOOOOO, he did it again
"Might as well go win the whole fucking thing"

Pretty sure that is what they teach in school in Utah

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

"Essay: Why I'm Voting For Aaron Judge

First, what's the big deal about a switch-hitting catcher clubbing 60 home runs while playing elite defense and guiding his team to their first division title in 24 years as a clubhouse leader? Baseball history is full of such instances. And furthermore,"

We ball fuck it