Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a Doreen Sheridan)

[in football huddle]

Me: Has anyone tried reasoning with them?

Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.

How does he sleep at night?

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Community is all we have in these difficult days!

The cover of a new Barbie novel called Dreamscape, featuring Barbie in a bright pink suit of plate armor.

Tweets from 2021 where I talk about "Mattel is missing an opportunity by not making a little pink set of armor for Barbie".

girl I've BEEN saying this

Robin Val

Trans artist stabilizing after homelessness but yall know that. Maryland won't renew my car's registration because of a permanent emissions issue. Starting courier work, so I really need a new car, not expecting much but donations help. 🧵

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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I wrote about art, then played the cello!

Big challenge for political pundits:

Discuss the speech the president actually gives tonight, and not the one you maybe thought you might have seen if you squinted just right.

Compare that real speech to the real world around us.

every moment happens once, just floating by wether we notice it or not. here and gone. it is up to us to grab these little slivers of time and see them and give them a nod. what a blessing it is to be given this chance. remember to take it when you can

Created by WIZARDOFBARGE a knight kneeling on the ground saying God grant me the serenity to find like 60 dollars on the ground السلس

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The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Once again, Trump makes a mathematically impossible claim about drug prices.

"I took prescription drugs, a very big part of health care, from the highest price in the entire world to the lowest. That’s a big achievement. The result is price differences of 300, 400, 500, 600% and more."

Every day, it's something. Lord, I'm tired.

That is a blockbuster footnote.

It would be hard to be on the receiving end of that footnote and then look in the mirror and go to work the next morning.

“This message is brought to you tonight by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, which is solely responsible for its content.”

one of the basic problems of prediction markets that our brilliant economists clearly have not thought through is that the insider trading poisons basically everything in public life. everything is potentially untrustworthy, a set-up. the fix is always in.

I actually think the behavior of the Republicans in the audience has been more noteworthy than Trump’s speech itself.

The braying, boorish jeers and yawps of a party fully given over to fascism.

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

Yes, that’s allegedly what it says in parts of the Epstein files his AG is illegally withholding

putting "_FINAL" in a filename is a kind of prayer

In competitive authoritarianism (US right now) there's often a "loyal opposition" that's essential to the regime. They are so wedded to "decorum," they go along with rites & rituals that help regime prop up veneer of normalcy, undermining clear view of regimes actions & aims.

I always feel so conflicted about my Ozil jersey! I'm genuinely okay with how he left us but his quiet embrace of right-wing nationalism is nauseating

It was close tho (I'm still mad)

No shit.

common Mamdani W, remote learning basically fake, preferable to just give the kids the entire day off and make up later

Many of you are too blinded by partisanship to think of anything that President Trump could do tonight that would change your opinion of him. As an enlightened centrist, I can definitely think of one thing he could do at the podium that would make me think much more favorably of him.

I mean, it would be really funny if a certain thing happened live, but I'm sure someone will clip it if it does

Whyyyyyy