David Jalbert 🦥

You might be on to something.

I'd like to think that this means exponential increases in costs, which will most absolutely bankrupt them. Gotta take one for the team, y'know.

I love that her last name is exactly what I'd do to her.

It sucks but yeah, it's more of a symptom of a bigger problem. I definitely WILL cringe if I read a book that unironically uses the word "unalive" tho.

... I guess my vocabulary needs a little update.

The bad part about making your own engine is you're making your own engine 💀

...who am I kidding tho, I tried making one to port Extraneum to Windows 95.

Finally something all of America can agree on!

*chuckles* bet you can't, you philistine.

I love that the Renata Bliss dance can be used with just about any song, and it just works! Truly amazing work 💃🎶

"snortingwoke"... ah right, they're a troll. lol so funny.

I love how he basically went "alright I'm good enough, time to have fun and do some WEIRD shit!"

When they started claiming that Linus motherfucking Torvalds of all people didn't know what he was talking about when he said that it's 90% marketing and he downright ignores all of that ai stuff, it was clear to me that they'd never stop the gaslighting, no matter what.

I left IT for a reason.

*sadly and reluctantly starts dancing for 3 seconds before stopping and walking out the door*

Aww 🥺

"whore milk" sorry, that was MY typo.

Yeah I think that's a typo, but I honestly wish there was such a brand as "bitch milk" xD

At this point I'm like, why stop here, why not a million percent? A billion! INFINITY PERCENT!!

Not a chance lol. But it only makes that article even funnier.

God damnit I was going to say that haha xD

I dont "NETWORK", I do not "keep a consistent schedule", I don't try to make my art "stand out" on people's feeds. I POST MY ART. And if it flops, I DON'T CARE.

Power trick for y'all: if it flops, lower your expectations until it doesn't flop anymore!

I'm into it. Will do!

Should I be into football to read it? I don't like sports. But I'll keep that in mind regardless!

haha lasagna cat! gg!

"Sometimes it’s difficult to find the moment, and sometimes it’s not fun, but we gotta do it. We just have to sit our grown asses down and talk like the tall people we are. Lord knows it’s difficult sometimes. But if you and I are ever in a relationship, and I find myself so wholly incapable of communication that I have to passive-aggressively chuck a stuffed animal on the coffee table instead of using my words ... you know what, break up with me. Don’t actually tell me you’re breaking up with me. Just pack up your clothes and your half of our painstakingly-assembled collection of Dunston Checks In pogs we shared and move out one day while I’m at my job in the shitty idiot factory."

That is exactly my line of thoughts honestly. Like, if my partner ever did that, I'd just pack my shit and go. Full stop.

By the way, that paragraph right there is so incredibly well written and hilarious yet absolutely true, I love every bit of it!

I'm gonna have to go scream into a pillow later but all things considered, good!!

I know next to nothing about Brazil but from what I can see, I like Lula!

It's a shame the Flash emulator won't play the engine sound, but I guess they didn't implement the resampling method I used to change the pitch in real time. I guess not many people used that.

That's some real "There is no war in Ba Sing Se" shit.

Freegear Race your way through twenty tracks in five tournaments in pursuit of the gold trophy!

Happy 15th anniversary to Freegear! I made this :3

The car drives like a brick and there's not that much to it, but I'm still kind of proud of it. Learning how to code that pseudo-3d effect was quite an accomplishment for my 24 years old self.

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