Wit & Wisdom

All you need is a banana skin and an idiot

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2025-1984=42

"You've become LGBTQ out of nothing but love, my little Bennlings? It never rainbows but it pours. No... homo sweet homo... no I didn't say that. Um, Release the pronouns, Mr Burns! Eh, kids!? Kids. Kids?"

But thy stinking summer will surely end
With harsh autumn’s tumbling blades
Red patter making good the scent;
Thy shit buried beneath new glades.

So long as teeth can clench and eyes can weep,
Thy stench remembered; our hatred deep.

Shall I compare thee to an orange turd?
Thou art viler and more rotten;
Thy blood streak tie and blond puff of mould,
More putrid and misbegotten

Thy deadhorn mouth to praise thyself,
And slug-hatch thy trail of lies;
Thy dead carpet tongue to trumpet wealth
From thy fart-flapped brain of flies
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I did! then there was a hiatus on the project, and then it got going again, and I wrote again, but never heard back. Um, wow! Could we perhaps ...call next week? Or I can write a mail... what would you suggest?

YouTube video by Wit & Wisdom My Pet Footprint - crowd fund launching March 2025!

Hello Michael. We're creating a comedy miniseries with the involvement of Greenpeace which we'll be crowdfunding in late March. We'd love to get you involved... character voice, script advice - any crumb of help from the Michael Spicer Table of Genius would be feasted upon:
youtu.be/QFSM6U1dPEE

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"What's the time, Mr Wolf?"
"Well, we've had dinner."

YouTube video by Paolo Tesi Isabella Rossellini: Blue Velvet / Blue Star / Blue Velvet (reprise)

We already weren't seeing eye to eye, 2025, but now you've really let me down.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-X...

YouTube video by Wit & Wisdom My Pet Footprint - crowd fund launching March 2025!

So, this is the day that climate change finally reached the Hollywood sign. It's as good as any to announce that with the collaboration of Greenpeace, we're making an animated comedy series that looks it in the eyes.

If you're interested in getting involved, stay with us.
youtu.be/QFSM6U1dPEE?...

If you've used to AI to save yourself the effort of creating something, why should I bother engaging with it?

AI is the shining armour of the mediocre. Lift the visor, and out drips the pink sludge of homogenised human expression.

What about a human "kite mark" for work created without AI?

That butterfly logo needs replacing with a black moth. Against a black backround. At night. During a power cut. In a bunker

A valid and valuable result. To decorate your solid Science with the garlands of Art, allow me to quote:

Shall I compare thee to some melted Cheese?
No. No, that would be ridiculous and impossible.
Nothing compares to melted cheese.
Stop this foolishness!
How dare you.

This is GREAT. NOT as great as melted cheese, but then, what is? What is? What is. Melted cheese. Mmm

Have you had your warning shots?

My neighbour is a translator into Czech. Occasionally I'm asked to help explain the more baffling creations of the English language. Sometimes it's movies (the baby-talk in Poor Things was a headache). This time it's the Dog Man comics.

I am paid in jars of honey and home-pickled gherkins.

We're doing this. Producers, writers... get in touch.

Flap.

Birds tweet, butterflies flap.

No, they don't flutter. A flutter is the collective noun for flaps. Your flap might be part of a flutter. Or it might cause one. And then it may, just may, cause a hurricane.

Let this be so, God.

Amen

A utopian opinion possibly, but seeing how all the old social sites are drowning in the cultural plastic litter that is AI, Bluesky should distinguish itself as an AI-free haven.

Some sort of "I think this is AI" warning users are allowed to put on suspicious posts and images might help.

Chinese chef fails in Rome. Succeeds in Berlin... in politics.

Ciao Mein Kampf

a puppet is holding a man 's head in a dark room . ALT: a puppet is holding a man 's head in a dark room .

At the Czech premiere of the Quay brothers' new film last night:

Sanatorium Under the Sign of the Hourglass.

MEIN GOTT to even share a planet with these artists.

Poets of patina. Calligraphers of clutter. Divas of dust.

Do not watch their films. Let your soul breathe them.

Very kind, TacTwo. More will come

Day one of Bluesky and we have 12 followers. Neck and neck with Jesus here

YouTube video by Wit & Wisdom Facebook: Unfriend Coal

Is it the Xodus, or the Great Xtinction?
A decade ago, we asked Facebook to unfriend coal for Greenpeace. (Successfully, as it happens, but we won't bask.) Social media was still young, and "de-friend" and "unfriend" were rival terms. I argued for "de-friend". I was overruled.
youtu.be/FzI6VfAeImE

As you're the first response to my first flap, have a follow.

I'm not having "skeet". It lands with a dull thud between "skate" and "sleet". The former makes me board, ho ho, and the latter leaves me cold. No. I'm off to die on Hill Flap.

Fish hat, it appears, is the new smashed yacht

If Twitter was a bird, and Bluesky is a butterfly, is a tweet now a flap? Consider the possibilities.
"Her statement caused a flap."
"The audience flapped their appreciation."
"Hunched over his laptop, he spent the whole night flapping."
Anyway, this is our first flap. Will it cause a hurricane?