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Rebecca Mahoney

@cafecliche.bsky.social

Author of THE VALLEY AND THE FLOOD, THE MEMORY EATER, and the forthcoming THRALL (spring 2026), co-creator of The Bridge Podcast, and #1 cheese popcorn enjoyer. She/her

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I don’t think I was as helpful as I hoped to be there

07.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, at work, seeing the delivery guy I was expecting: Oh, are you looking for [x]? His office is next to the stairwell.
Him: … so it’s not 211?
Me: No, it is 211. It’s just in that little alcove next to the stairs to the third floor.
Him: … so it’s not on this floor?
Me: No,

07.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been way too long since I went to an author event. That was such a delight

07.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AMAZING book launch from @marthawells.com at the Somerville Armory tonight! And @hollyblack.bsky.social was such a fun, thoughtful moderator!

07.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He is indeed!! I have a friend whose younger sibling was in school plays with him

06.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this is SO likely

06.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Joe Keery would appreciate me referring to him exclusively as β€œNewburyport’s own Joe Keery”

05.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So frustrating!!

05.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe left has been calling us racist for years, and now they’re upset that we’re posting racist sombrero memes?” Yeah man! You’re getting it

05.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just made cream of mushroom soup despite a high of 80 today. It will be soup season by any means necessary

04.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn… apparently not everyone whose book was run through LibGen is eligible for the class action payout. For example: me 🫠

03.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a very bad ruling for all of us who value the First Amendment.

01.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 538    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Napheesa Collier you are so cool

30.09.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh, but they are both very effectively scary re: how big Canada is

24.09.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Horror TV shows about how big Canada is:
- The Terror
- Yellowjackets

24.09.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh jealous!! It’s such a picturesque countryside!

24.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a clip of someone getting tied to a big target on the ground so that the unseen killer could trebuchet wine bottles at him

20.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The place I’m staying at for a family wedding has a whole channel on the Roku dedicated to Midsomer Murders. There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity

20.09.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

20.09.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14779    πŸ” 3333    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 111

Literally the beginning of the end

18.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now I’m off to my gate to doomscroll on my phone

18.09.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m traveling without my laptop for once and I felt so smug telling them at security that I had no electronics to remove πŸ’• Like oh no thank you, I’m πŸ’•unpluggedπŸ’• this weekend πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

18.09.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also really struggle with Spanish in particular! I just really want to pronounce it in Japanese

18.09.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FGDHHDFH that would have been a great way to soft launch my business

16.09.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unrelated: just pronounced a Latin phrase like it was Japanese

15.09.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My foreign language center learned one language exceptionally well and then said β€œwe are closed”

15.09.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Voting is now OPEN for the 2025 Mass Teen Choice Book Awards!
Students in grades 7-12 can cast their vote either online or at participating school and public libraries. Will your favorite book win? Voting will be open until October 6th.
Librarians - check our For Libraries page for ballots!

15.09.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of the novel "We Came To Welcome You: A Novel of Suburban Horror". The novel image shows three people greeting the viewer, their faces overshadowed. The central figure, a woman in a maroon dress holds a pie that has roots growing out of it and a single eye looking outward. The novel is put against the backdrop of a sepia-toned suburban home. Around the novel are the words "assimilation as horror", "Black, queer and mentally ill", "evil H.O.A." and "Adult Suburban Horror".

An image of the novel "We Came To Welcome You: A Novel of Suburban Horror". The novel image shows three people greeting the viewer, their faces overshadowed. The central figure, a woman in a maroon dress holds a pie that has roots growing out of it and a single eye looking outward. The novel is put against the backdrop of a sepia-toned suburban home. Around the novel are the words "assimilation as horror", "Black, queer and mentally ill", "evil H.O.A." and "Adult Suburban Horror".

Listen its Latine Heritage month. Do yourself a favor and get this suburban horror novel where a butch Dominican has to struggle against an evil H.O.A while fighting a particularly haunted tree in her own backyard. you won't regret it!

#booksky #horrorsky

15.09.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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RFK Jr.’s CDC may limit COVID shots to 75 and up, claim they killed kids A battle is brewing over mRNA vaccines, which could intensify backlash against Kennedy.

PSA: If you haven’t yet, it may be a good idea to get your COVID shot this week.

Reports suggest that CDC may further restrict COVID vaccine access to people aged 75 and up, unless you have an condition.

The committee that advises the CDC on vaccines meets this Thursday.

15.09.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1521    πŸ” 811    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 110

Anyway, I hope the people who called in threats to UMass Boston and all those HBCUs choke on their lunch today

12.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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