Please excuse me from gym

“Built on safety”
“Driven with care”

It’s okay, hun!
I’m allowed to park on a pedestrian crossing outside a primary school because I work for Mom On Wheels!

Conversely, if you're the famous North London chippy that plasters its windows with certificates and press clippings, and regularly appears in the Top 10 best fish and chips shops in the UK, serve decent fish and chips. Over-rated London rubbish.

a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a sign that says and the less said about the end the better . ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a sign that says and the less said about the end the better .

A few words from Daniel #lufc

“Can slow down during games”. The jokes write themselves. 🤣

Bluesky not showing me the latest #lufc posts. Maybe it’s for the best.

Nonce is short for no longer a prince.

Does this still happen? Thought they bandit.

🤣 See also: Teams at the top of the Championship at Christmas get automatic promotion

And a moving noisy picture.

Some pictures from last night. The Wedding Present. Forty years in the business. #weddingpresent

“I don’t have any plans to call it after myself.” The Trump Ballroom it is then.

Lost the hurt locker room.

Those last four minutes seemed even longer than the first half. #lufc

Every time they say Paquetá. #lufc

As ever, my feelings for a club in this much trouble are dictated by how they voted in 2007. All the best, Wendies. Hope you pull through.

What are the charges?

Viewed a house once, which the estate agent said used to belong to Dave Vanian. Still don’t know if it was BS or not.

And obviously I don’t know as much about flags as a Reform voter, but shouldn’t a Royal Navy ship be flying the White Ensign from the stern?

Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond Burcu Yesilyurt says the fine is

Bet she’s kicking herself she’s not a factory owner and it wasn’t tons of toxic waste.

And that little boy grew up to become President of Argentina.

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

We’re ok with Capriclosa though, yeah?

Got a feeling I’ve just done exactly the same thing.

Let’s all pause for a moment and remember that time the friend of a friend told everyone about a new band they’d discovered, called Thé Thé. (Pronounced how the French say Tea.)

I hate this app.

Have we scored yet? #lufc

Parking is such sweet sorrow.

If the ban is overturned, West Midlands Police should just not turn up and let 50,000 Brummies make their feelings known.