Alison B

I'm definitely not tall enough for that.

Wide leg trousers almost always make me look like a Womble.

A dark grey Oodie on a bed. The Oodie has somehow taken the exact form of the Grim Reaper lying in the recovery position. And didn't scare me AT ALL.

I definitely didn't just freak out at the Oodie @lexidays.bsky.social left on the bed. Nope. Definitely not.

Mr B and I are hoping for a Crown/Line of Duty crossover.

This was my very first thought too. Uncanny.

Reposting for the alt text.

The Room Next Door - Prince Andrew YouTube video by Michael Spicer

oh ok then

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre.

She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s.

Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.

Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them televise the interviews.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office - BBC News

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

WHY CHEESOID EXIST

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

I may have been compelled to use @bcdreyer.social 's excellent #YHGtbFKMwTS hashtag in a comment to myself (which, of course, I will delete before returning the manuscript to the author, but sometimes snark is the most effective weapon to preserve your own sanity).

All writers need editors, but some need them more than others.

Today I've encountered a character coming back to life in Chapter 36 who was very definitely killed in Chapter 5. And the characters who saw the murder don't seem remotely perturbed that he's just strolled in for breakfast.

#AmEditing

Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them.

Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.

Well, that's me not getting to sleep for at least an hour

Ali Bati's meme horse in LEGO.

Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-)

manuschwendener.ch/horses

#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025

Not surprising Farage hasn't bothered to announce a health spokesperson - his entire team is populated by politicians who broke the NHS.

They've also forgotten about a foreign affairs spokesperson, but I guess they will take their orders straight from Trump's White House anyway.

Me too. Here's Young Master B (also William!) in the early stages of planning our heist a year or so ago.

And my heist could have been entirely avoided if only they'd sold replicas in the gift shop.

William from the Met. He's lovely. share.google/UTirXbd1xtZq...

Given today's visit by the UK's luckiest ex-Prime Minister, I would just like to remind you all that when IT happens, I do wish to be woken up*

*please note: I'm on holiday this week so when woken, I'd appreciate it being done with a modest selection of breakfast wines in hand.

Thank you.

It's really quite an achievement to be so batshit that even Donald Trump pulls the 😬 face.

Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow

It should be pointed out that when Young Master B was about 2, he pointed at this ironing board and said "MONSTER!". I've never looked at it the same way since.

I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱

I have eaten
the roses
and
the violets

and which
you were probably
looking forward to receiving
for Valentine’s Day

Forgive me
they were rank
and completely
inedible

Maybe lay off the cheese for a few nights just in case?

The middle one on the right-hand side looks like RFK Jr, which lends some weight to your theory.