Grise l’Indécis

Small Pigs Warmed By The Larger Pigs Below

found poem

YES

The hapless Kagu

go onnnnn
cheer yourself up
You're not a Kagu

ALWAYS

HELLO ALAN

Monkey-Eating Eagle, Harpy Eagle

MORE nightmares you say? sure why not no worries

the comparatively large eyes indicate its nocturnal habits

and also a shot of a nightmare, of course of course

Tree Duck

Well I'm glad you asked me that, of COURSE I can show you a picture of a Tree Duck

Fancy Saturday night pigeon

Good news! I'm bored, mildly hysterical and I've had three dry sherries. Also nobody else is here. Ask me anything

Wanting to bite at the land, the sea sends its aqueous teeth, its laceworked edges up the shingle roaring, clawing then, backfalling a beating heart its salt blood traced on lips, tasted a powdercoating on hair and skin it reaches, reaches again for what it cannot grasp nor quite let go and in this fast-then-slow this here-and-gone it gnaws great mouthfuls from the shore returning borrowed earth once more to home below a drenched November moon a biting maw a patient fury a salt blood story

below a drenched November moon

a biting maw a patient fury a salt blood story

ahahahahaha OH MARJORIE

noooooo voice, VOICE

"we have sat on the balcony every day and listened to the traffic. please tell marjorie that the results were negative and also not to worry about watering the plants until tuesday"

huge postcard from the past energy there

I didn't know it was an option but what even is the point of saying "only what I already know is relevant," I mean how do you KNOW that, I don't want to lie in a closed cemetery, I want new freshly decomposing potential friends to turn up, maybe this isn't a great metaphor but oh well here we are

It will be worth it, if in the end I manage
To blank out whatever it is that is doing the damage.

Then there will be nothing I know.
My mind will fold into itself, like fields, like snow.

again, I hope you won't mind me suggesting otherwise but when you're dressed as Matthew, you need to get the voice thing to say very loudly IT'S LEONA SCREAM, EDITOR GENERAL
then you can go back in next time dressed as yourself

ahahahahaaa :) to be absolutely fair my enthusiasm for slamming myself repeatedly into closed windows and bludgeoning myself to tatters against irresistibly bright yet comfortless lights is compelling evidence for the mothsecution

nonononono that's QUITE the wrong approach, if you don't mind me saying. you need to go back very soon, and wearing a black cape, a tall hat, breeches, and pantomime boots

you win, Matthew never managed that

this is clearly one of the best things to happen in a library ever
and god knows it's an incredibly strong field

as ever the pub landlord line hovers into view
"and where would we be if we didn't have ANY rules...? *aneurysmface* ffFFFRRAAAWWNCCCCcce"

surely nobody here is old enough

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

;)

I mean you know exactly, EXACTLY what I'm going to do with this in a bit, don't you

hahahaha

oh vraiment, essstings, mon ami, vraiment

out lough rire :)

a man for all reaosns