Pond bull rush is renamed nature's corn dogs
My son's #adhd brain just glitched and he called these nature's corn dogs.
I hereby rename them forevermore.
Nature's corn dogs around my pond.
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Pond bull rush is renamed nature's corn dogs
My son's #adhd brain just glitched and he called these nature's corn dogs.
I hereby rename them forevermore.
Nature's corn dogs around my pond.
Such a talented artist!
#artist #custom #furniture #BritishColumbia #Canada
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31.01.2026 08:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here we go. Travel advisory to US from our local band office.
#canada #bc #travel #Christofascism #unib
Alberta separatists are teenagers threatening to take "all their stuff" & run away from home.
Go ahead. But we're not paying your utilities or groceries, the lease on the car isnβt in your name, and neighborhood watch thinks you're trespassing now.
#cdnpoli #Alberta #albertapolitics #Canada
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30.01.2026 05:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I always shook my head at the USian impression of Canadian accent as over the top. I've been watching Canadian YouTube channels (so not Americanized media) & suddenly, I'm paying attention.
F**&ing rights, we do have an ally oop sound to us, eh bud.
#accents #Canada #funny
Looks like a beautiful day, but I'm not looking forward to those temperatures here in a few months. I'm sweating just thinking about you. Stay cool!
27.01.2026 06:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quote card: "The body has been for women in capitalist society what the factory has been for male waged workers: the primary site of their exploitation and resistance." β Silvia Federici, Caliban and the Witch (2004).
"The body has been for women in capitalist society what the factory has been for male waged workers: the primary site of their exploitation and resistance." β Silvia Federici, Caliban and the Witch (2004) Β· #federici #feminism
25.01.2026 06:01 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0James Bond Villain:
I want world dominance! I will sink to new lows to achieve my evil plans! (Muwhahaha)
Watches news....
Oh come on! That's too far!
Be someone who helps others achieve success. Someone who compliments strangers and encourages others to believe in themselves. You can give love so easily, without it costing you anything. And believe me, it will give you so much in return.
24.01.2026 04:39 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not trying to give ideas or warmongering. But after 10 years of me warning tone deaf friends, I'm sadly watching it all play out. And this morning I woke to an influx of Alberta separatist and "Trump Derangement Syndrome" posts of far too many FB acquaintances.
23.01.2026 17:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Scary thought:
If US wanted to 51st Canada they'd lose a lot of support. But if the "Woke Antifa leader" was Canadian, especially with a false flag event, they'd have a unifying reason. Much like the sudden rise of the Venezuelan "gang members."
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Visit of the Prime Minister of Denmark 22nd Jawary 2026 We'll get by with a little help from our friends
Sky News: Danish PM Mette Freideriksenβs note in the visitors book when she visited UK today
23.01.2026 04:59 β π 9384 π 1797 π¬ 128 π 99Small minded, petty and petrified if they need to belittle someone else to feel good about themselves. They're too lazy to do any self reflection and too angry to care.
22.01.2026 15:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jon is joined by @adamtooze.bsky.social, Director of the European Institute at Columbia University and Ivan Krastev, founding board member of the European Council on Foreign Relations, to discuss how Trump and the EU move forward.
22.01.2026 14:53 β π 90 π 20 π¬ 7 π 0Do you recommend reciting this during morning yoga or over coffee and gazing out the window? Either way it's a perfect thing to recite to start the day!
22.01.2026 15:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do shitty things. Get shitty results.
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
Btw- I love your user name π
22.01.2026 15:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hopefully the people you've seen are the *only* ones saying that. It's just fed to you as if it's an average norm, rather than a rare comment, since our algorithms are so tight now. I've heard many ignorant comments, but never any comparing her worse than Hitler.
22.01.2026 15:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From @theguardian.com
22.01.2026 07:49 β π 2448 π 887 π¬ 159 π 80This!! Where is the "I NEED MAH GUNNS!" crowd now?
22.01.2026 14:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This doesnβt mean that official speeches must be mealy-mouthed and boring. Mark Carneyβs speech definitely wasnβt. But Carney had a clear purpose: To rally other nations into solidarity against U.S. economic blackmail. Trump, on the other hand, just wanted to swagger, whine, and mostly hear himself talk. And all he accomplished was to turn suspicions that heβs gone off the deep end into certainty. Weβre already seeing some consequences of Trumpβs ranting: A white background with black text AI-generated content may be incorrect. There will be much more of this. American power and influence have always rested, much more than many people realize, on the perception of American trustworthiness. We didnβt always do the right thing, but we honored our agreements and were the least greedy imperial power in history. Thatβs all over. At Davos, Mark Carney called for giving up hope that the Pax Americana can be restored, and Donald Trump proved him right.
Courageous Carney vs. Demented Donald
Canadaβs leader is a sane adult. Americaβs leader isnβt
"what should be obvious but apparently isnβt, we donβt need top government officials playing at being shock-jock podcasters...Official speeches arenβt supposed to be rants"
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That's because the martyr parade wasn't quite as successful as they were hoping it would have been. I'm sure they'll latch on to another tragedy as soon as they find one to suit their propaganda needs.
22.01.2026 14:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's abhorrent
#Christofascism #fascism
Here's a glimmer of hope: maybe it's your algorithm finding you the few people and only showing them. I haven't heard that particular comment yet. Stupidity and ignorance, yes, but not that far.
22.01.2026 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My dog just rolled his eyes at me and thumped his head back on the bed with a huff when I asked if he wanted out to pee.
It's official. I have teenagers in the house again.
#dogs #funny #mornings #family