JD

Offside should be based on the players feet, not hands or arms or heads

Hes craving attention and getting it

I'm keeping my fingers crossed

Imagine being a 42 year-old pleading with a known pedophilic sex criminal to fly you to his island so you can party with girls he assures you will be 25 or younger.

Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.

You don't hate Elon enough.

UTFR Come On Utd, Fuck The Rest!

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

It really is worrying how 11 men kicking around a football can affect your mood on a Monday morning! I'll never get sense at this stage

The joy on that young lads face on the left, that’s what it’s all about

Love it!

Fuck yeah, UTFR!

Super pic

McGuire excellent also

Proper order!

Ruben was fired not because of results or performances, if it was he'd have been gone long ago. Fired because he dared question Jim and pals who done nothing but add to the shit since they arrived. We're back in the shit, next lad will get a by to build his own team until he's fired and round we go

It’s been like this for ages, this is nothing new. Ruben wasn’t the problem. Need to clear the rest of the flotsam out, starting with Dalot

That's his and a lot of their problems, spells isn't good enough to be playing for Utd, consistency we need

Gary Neville: "United have had more possession but it's been a struggle up top". Against 19th in the league

A week ago it would have been: "this is as bad as I've seen, this is not United, I could tell this from the first minute"

Despise him

*goal*

His shit pass led to the goals, gave it away countless times today

100%, he was excellent again today

Very sensible!

Heaven outstanding tonight

Object of the game is to put the ball in the opposition net and keep it out of your own, won't always be pretty

Lazy, atrocious player

Brutal, giving Utd nothing