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The Internet's assigned Support Canadian/World's Worst Muse. You can call me Megasciuridae. If that's too much for you, I also answer to Meg and every pronoun available. Especially dude. http://craniumsquirrel.fun

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Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry catโ€™s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read:

I just
FED YOU
Stop yelling at me...

Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry catโ€™s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read: I just FED YOU Stop yelling at me...

31.10.2024 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3487    ๐Ÿ” 1110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

At this point I almost want to applaud his commitment to the bit more than I want the series to end. It's funny seeing him keep going like this!

13.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bootlegger rats running a squeakeasy

11.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 483    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As a fashion historian, I will die on this hill: the point of having blue hair and nose rings (or spiky nails or stripper heels or tattoos or an all-black wardrobe) is not to look pretty or cool. It's to look (and feel) powerful--something many young American women crave right now. And it's working.

11.10.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 542    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Yes. Yes he did.

Either that or the fact he called himself The Baron while having an affair with Marla Maples.

11.10.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly.

A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly.

A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose?

A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose?

A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached  to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure.

A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure.

A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.

A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.

A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."

10.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 623    ๐Ÿ” 202    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

how would i โ€œuse AIโ€ to solve this problem?

easy: i wouldnโ€™t.

09.10.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just send him a chocolate medal. Chances are high he won't notice.

09.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have one of those too!

09.10.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go now to www.pablove.org/roll donate to win a chance at a seat at our virtual Star Trek DnD table!

08.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This thing looks like they let Grok design the Punisher logo after buying the prompt off Fiverr. It's fucking bad and I find more things wrong with it the longer I look. K$H? Fuck is wrong with you, man. You're not a rapper, just a dork.

03.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was gonna say, they're woefully underestimating the amount of data we throw on socials daily if they think a guy per site covers it.

03.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gary Larson cartoon about Jane Goodall

Gary Larson cartoon about Jane Goodall

The Jane Goodall Institute threatened to sue Gary Larson over this cartoon.

Goodall told them not to be so stupid, sold it on a tshirt, and wrote the introduction to The Far Side Gallery 5. Absolute legend.

01.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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University of Pittsburgh launches world's first center to study horror genre The University of Pittsburgh is doubling down on its longstanding commitment to studying the horror genre with the launch of its new Horror Studies Center.

A litel bit of goode newes for the humanityes
www.wesa.fm/arts-culture...

03.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Pope Leo XIV
Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal

Austin
I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

Pope Leo XIV Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal Austin I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

02.10.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12026    ๐Ÿ” 1977    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 342    ๐Ÿ“Œ 721
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Dr. Nut Soda Logo Shirt | Vintage New Orleans Defunct Drink Tee by contextmerch Behold the legendary Dr. Nut! The "different" almond-flavored soda from 1930s New Orleans. Its nutty goodness fueled literary giants and locals alike before vanishing. A truly delicious piece of lost ...

It's real! We dug up Dr. Nut, the legendary "different" almond soda from '30s NOLA. A perfect find for fans of quirky, defunct brands. Re-skeet & share this delicious piece of history!
๐ŸฅคOn sale for 48 hrs.๐Ÿฅค

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8118...

02.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Final fantasy Simpsons meme about blitzball

Final fantasy Simpsons meme about blitzball

02.10.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No joke this is the kind of shit I'd get up to if I had the skills. Just 'cause.

02.10.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

30.09.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10812    ๐Ÿ” 3289    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 219    ๐Ÿ“Œ 595

Where I'm from that isn't a detriment, you have a diverse set of interests you enjoy in your time away from the office that enrich your life in myriad ways. Stick that on the resume and you're gold.

01.10.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™s probably alright

01.10.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3257    ๐Ÿ” 306    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Have any of the #modeltrains folks made it a goal of theirs to model and paint the 12+ designs of these that are out in the wild? I just need to know who's slutting it up. #trains

30.09.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1358    ๐Ÿ” 375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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Ted Cruz blocks bill that would extend privacy protections to all Americans | TechCrunch The Texas senator blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.

New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.

30.09.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1432    ๐Ÿ” 615    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

Like Emo Phillips got into a fight.

28.09.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

27.09.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14678    ๐Ÿ” 3160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108
A sign saying "I'm not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."

A sign saying "I'm not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."

*taps sign*

22.09.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6343    ๐Ÿ” 2766    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

This is the dude who showed porn on the screens during a zoom meeting.

Youโ€™d think that would merit a mention in the headline.

25.09.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 994    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

tricorder install emoji

24.09.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tomie! Hooray! That's on my shelf tooooo!

24.09.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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