Robert Pachico

8:58. First time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.

World Series game 7, bottom of the ninth, tie ballgame. Absolute cinema.

World Series game 7: Shohei Ohtani vs Max Scherzer. This is gonna be one for the ages.

One 1950 US dollar adjusted for inflation:
1950: $1.00
1955: $1.11
1960: $1.23
1965: $1.31
1970: $1.61
1975: $2.24
1980: $3.43
1985: $4.48
1990: $5.44
1995: $6.32
2000: $7.15
2005: $8.09
2010: $8.96
2015: $9.95
2020: $10.92
2025: $13.27

Florida Republicans decry tax money going to Islamic schools Attorney General James Uthmeier said “the use of taxpayer-funded school vouchers to promote sharia law likely contravenes Florida law and undermines our national security.”

Florida GOP: We need more money for religious schools!
Muslims: *exist*
Florida GOP: No, not like that!

U.S. poised to strike military targets in Venezuela in escalation against Maduro regime The Trump Administration has made the decision to attack military installations inside Venezuela and the strikes could come at any moment, sources with knowledge of the situation told the Miami Herald...

They got money for wars but can't feed the poor.

"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible to live without breaking laws." —Ayn Rand

"To be wealthy and honored in an unjust society is a disgrace." —Confucius

I liked ranch Doritos before they were cool.

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Schrödinger: Nice.

Christmas commercials before Halloween should be a felony.

YouTube video by Tyrone Deise Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film

Absolute cinema.

Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses World War II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.

I'm really hoping for a Brewers-Mariners World Series. The Brewers have never won and the Mariners have never been.

You are a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust riding a rock floating through space. Fear nothing.

Now he won't save you any money on car insurance.

Mmm... Darth Vader is bad.
And his assistant is a mouse.
Mmm... and he used the force,
To fix all his cats.
Uh yes, yes he did.

Bob Fact: The typical nuclear power plant in the United States produces the electrical equivalent of 290 square miles of wind turbines or 80 square miles of solar panels.

Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

The Overton window is sprinting to the right.

What government needs to protect most according to...
Communists: Workers
Conservatives: Culture
Liberals: Minorities
Libertarians: Freedom
Centrists: Grilling

Hey, Jimmy. How is it going, all right?
Today, I had a cheese steak, then I got a Walkman.
Like a fancy Walkman?
Kind of. I mean anyone who puts a slice of pizza on the bread is pogacha, pogacha. That’s Aztec for a lazy farmer, I looked on Wikipedia.
Cool stuff.
Now I’m going to touch you.

MAGA had to switch from "Trans people are groomer pedophiles" to "Trans people are terrorist supersoldiers" because they decided that being a groomer pedophile isn't a big deal anymore.

To build and maintain those robots. Thank you.

The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear:

So it turns out the guy who murdered Charlie Kirk was a super-right-wing nutjob who thinks MAGA and Kirk are too liberal and too soft on the Jews. He's also a white Mormon which explains why all the people calling for war against Democrats yesterday have pivoted to praying for a "lost soul".

On the first day of his second term, Trump pardoned nearly 1,600 people for attacking the Capitol on January 6. 170 of them had been convicted of assault on law enforcement officials. The same people who supported the pardons are now clutching their pearls over political violence.

Good riddance Charlie Kirk, October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025
And before anyone tells me this post is in bad taste, just remember his own words: "I can't stand the word empathy actually. I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage."

The guys who always post pictures of skeletons riding motorcycles talking about "Kill all pedos" have been REAL quiet lately...

Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.