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Alexis Howell-Jones

@lexhj.bsky.social

Screenwriter, Nicholl Top 50, addicted to caffeine and putting people he’s made up in his head through absolute hell. Nicer to real people.

186 Followers  |  152 Following  |  40 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.2856

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@hannahclealjones.bsky.social great to meet you!

26.04.2025 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m interested in why there aren’t intermissions for longer films - several bladders will thank the cinema owner who can also make more money from the concession stand…

03.01.2025 08:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There are 261 working days in 2025. If you write just 1 page a day, that’s just 250-300 wds a day, you can write 2 1/2 scripts or one novel by New Years Eve.

If you write just 2 pages a working day (600wds/day) you can write 5 scripts, 2 novels or one 150,000 word magnum opus.

Just. Keep. Writing.

02.01.2025 18:41 — 👍 504    🔁 92    💬 28    📌 5

High five! Here’s to your continuing to kick ass in 2025 :-)

03.01.2025 08:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Must be an antagonist thing

27.12.2024 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have my guitar
And my guitar
And…
Shit we have a lot of guitars

27.12.2024 09:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please say you do have a way that you do - otherwise all this is pointless

27.12.2024 09:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best series of films:

Fuckman: The Movie (1966)
Fuckman (1989)
Fuckman Returns (1992)
Fuckman Forever (1995)
Fuckman & Robin (1997)
Fuckman Begins (2005)
The Dark Fuck (2008)
The Dark Fuck Rises (2012)
The Lego Fuckman Movie (2017)
The Fuckman (2022)

27.12.2024 09:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuckman: The Movie (1966)
Fuckman (1989)
Fuckman Returns (1992)
Fuckman Forever (1995)
Fuckman & Robin (1997)
Fuckman Begins (2005)
The Dark Fuck (2008)
The Dark Fuck Rises (2012)
The Lego Fuckman Movie (2017)
The Fuckman (2022)

27.12.2024 09:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I Know What You Fucked Last Summer
Fuck Me To Hell
Evil Dead Fuck
And
SpongeBob FuckPants: The Movie

27.12.2024 09:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Upset was unavailable to see Sin Eater… sure you’ll advise if showing in London soon

04.12.2024 08:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cushing’s old house is near me and for sale. Will be highly jealous of (and have much less purchasing power than) the lucky punter who gets it

01.12.2024 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@philpeel.bsky.social well hello there

01.12.2024 18:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity

30.11.2024 23:52 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

@scriptcoach.bsky.social hello lovely man! Hope all is well with you

27.11.2024 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is your writing soundtrack of the moment?

24.11.2024 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This week I will mainly be writing to the sound of Jon Hopkins

24.11.2024 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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24.11.2024 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Show me your pet and what they were named after.

24.11.2024 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Optimist: the glass is half full

Pessimist: the glass is half empty

Exec: we already have a project that contains a glass in it so I am afraid it is a pass

24.11.2024 08:55 — 👍 173    🔁 37    💬 3    📌 0

Not my obstacles, not my character arc :/)

22.11.2024 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Writers love obstacles, right?

22.11.2024 07:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The energy I am bringing to 2025

22.11.2024 07:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s like “new car smell” but in this case labelled “prevailing kindness” :-)

21.11.2024 22:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@pjkave22.bsky.social how goes it?

21.11.2024 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bravo

19.11.2024 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One day at a time. No stabby stabby please

19.11.2024 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So how is everybody today?

18.11.2024 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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17.11.2024 11:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The part of your brain that creates is different from the part of your brain that interprets and edits, so when you edit while you write, you knock yourself out of your groove.

Write fearlessly then edit judiciously later, preferably with a break in between to gain perspective on the work.

16.11.2024 19:29 — 👍 368    🔁 62    💬 32    📌 9

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