Patchie Deth

My home will be stupid as shit. Nothing "smart" in it. Physical knobs and buttons. Nothing will sing.
The fridge? No mother board. The lights? No wifi. The stove? No error codes.
Just rawdog beepboop dumbitch garbage.
Even the people.

#luddite

Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

I sat on the floor of my school library and poured over decades worth of National Geographics all thru grade school. And My moms medical anomaly textbooks.

I also really loved this book way too much.

That one dude you knew from 20 years ago? who used to challenge you to name 15 songs from an obscure punk bands with names like "The American Heritage Death Cult"?
To prove you are not a poser?

Yeah, that guy.

Anyway, he is upset that music is too political right now.

Re: ai slop

You know you are a real artist when you agonize for hours over a creative endeavor that everyone will like but you will hate.

If it's the other way around, you aren't a creator. You are a shit slinger.

a man with a bandage on his nose is sitting at a table eating food . ALT: a man with a bandage on his nose is sitting at a table eating food .

I was one of those 80s kids who weren't told they were loved as a child.
At the memorial for a long time friend, I was told I was loved too many times by too many people in too little time.

My nervous system is still overwhelmed by it.
This must be growth.
I'll be a normal person, any day now.

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Gumball is fucking sick. 🤘
Jesus fucking christ.

youtu.be/psehg_4NiQ8

Liquid tv, 120 mins, Sifl and Olly, the Maxx, Beavis and Butthead,

Evry morning iy wake up to a world w/o Timmy hits me in the face like a bag of bricks.
I'm so lucky to have been close w/this gentle manic weirdo who got into your head like a new song.

Kick a few over to Gorham bros, keep the next gen of musicians playing.
www.gorhambrothersmusic.com/tlmf

I've been chasing that high for 35 years

My grandparents had cable and were heavy sleepers.

I watched a lot of late night movies looking for the real fucked up shit.

Watching The Thing, alone, after midnight, in the attic?
I dunno. Might have done something to my brain.

This shit has been soothing my nerves, like the nerds with asmr shit, since I was in preschool.

The worst part of my job is when a customer shows me a room in their house and says ".... But there's been no activity in there"

Because if I reply "What a crime....." i could lose my job.

The females are gnarly little dudes that drag cicadas back to their solitary burrow and eggs into them.
The males bumble like assholes over the burrows hoping to score.
Otherwise, they are less than half as harmful as they look.

These are cicada killers and they are fighting for their right to fuck.

I like to misremember this on purpose as something Roxy declared in the middle of the Cafe I was working in at the time.
And west Philly argued with itself about it for a whole summer.

In my day, emo came out of the DC scene & post-hxc. We had plain tees, jeans & needed haircuts. Some started wearing sweatervests & backpacks. we don't talk about that. Now we just call it 'midwest'. We'd tie a onion to our wallet chains-which was the style at the time. what did you need help with?

You totally missed out on 1990s hardcore

Yall ever zone out while reading and catch yourself asking an empty room if anyone remembers Zao?

And does it take a minute to realize that the silence is the empty room and not other 40 year Olds drawing blank?

Old folk music album covers that go hard

I had an elderly bedbound client who could not afford to pay someone to remove a hornet nest from her room because her SocSecurity became not-so-secure and her rent went up.
Anyway, here is what the rich are doing with her money, and the money of millions of other Americans like her.

What's great about west Philly is that neighbors will just leave music instruments on their porch and invite each other to come play it.

What's terrible about West Philly is that there could be random people trying to play a thermin at any hour of the day.

Mother fucking wormrot

Men used to be brave and die of dysentery before the age of 30.
Where did men go wrong?

Well, Hank, I dick around. But I've never pricked around, you know?

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Scientists Concerned After Discovering New Strain of Hulkamania in Livestock

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I have had to have "friend breakups" with pals I was very in-sync with. I dont even hate them. I just can't be close to them anymore for reasons.
10+yrs later, I still find shit I want to share with them.
What is worse: This happens with folks who have died too.

Kids are great.

Money saving PSA:
-Stop lining shit up against the exterior walls of your home unless you got that good fix-moisture-damage and repair-the-foundation-money during tariff season.

Reducing the number of Americans who can vote was a smart move for any politician in fear of getting primaried.

You can lie all you want.
We know why you did it.