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Which devil do I need to make a deal with to get traps like peak Brock Lesnar?

14.10.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite thing is probably when he rhymes a word with itself

11.08.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do I love Riff Raff so much?

11.08.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and you, sir, added to all of ours

17.07.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot my headphones for the gym again... but someone on the bikes is BLASTING gospel from their phone. So, all good

02.06.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk if the kids are still using this phrase...

...but, Cinderella's Long Cold Winter album still SLAPS

18.05.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What a story from Carl Nassib, detailing a particular display of allyship from the Cleveland Brownsโ€™ offensive line before they even knew he was out. And kudos to Ryan Clark, Channing Crowder and Fred Taylor for channeling that same vibe. Itโ€™s what I saw in Tampa too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGqm...

07.05.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 831    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

I take back all the shit I talked about Daniel Schneemann earlier in the season. Coming up huge recently.

03.05.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Elon Musk Touts Project To Teach Neuralink Monkeys To Commit Sexual Harassment

Elon Musk Touts Project To Teach Neuralink Monkeys To Commit Sexual Harassment

Elon Musk Touts Project To Teach Neuralink Monkeys To Commit Sexual Harassment
theonion.com/elon-mu...

01.05.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2676    ๐Ÿ” 236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

You didn't get a good leg workout unless you fall down the stairs leaving the gym

18.04.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, fuck.

14.04.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1404    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Also: the fire is not out at all

09.04.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i keep thinking about this

10.04.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22251    ๐Ÿ” 4159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 164    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215

i miss the early internet. people were like โ€œyou gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.โ€ and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

04.04.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42299    ๐Ÿ” 6645    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 662    ๐Ÿ“Œ 312

Enough internet. Time to cheer myself up by writing about how dark energy will eventually destroy the universe.

03.04.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5975    ๐Ÿ” 472    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 260    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
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CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour

03.04.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14188    ๐Ÿ” 1596    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

I put 76kg on the leg press machine to do calf raises thinking I read 75lbs, then wondered why it felt heavy AF. These damn tariffs are hitting us everywhere

04.04.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starring Chris Pratt as Princess Zelda

29.03.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 362    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
KARMA: The Dark World | Launch Trailer

KARMA: The Dark World | Launch Trailer

The official launch trailer for KARMA: The Dark World has arrived, and it's as haunting as youโ€™d dare imagine.

Watch the trailer now and step into the nightmare.

youtu.be/hNH-gh7FVMM

Out now on PC and PS5.

Your dark journey begins here: s.team/a/1376200

#KTDW #KARMA

28.03.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Thrash

25.03.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always had some body dysmorphia and trouble accepting compliments so when the perfectly normal sized guy at the gym tells me he's been getting tips from his friend who is "big, but not as big as you" it makes me feel weird

20.03.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and red hat says keep rollin ' rollin ' rollin ' rollin ' rollin ' ALT: a man in a white shirt and red hat says keep rollin ' rollin ' rollin ' rollin ' rollin '

My neck and back hurt so bad while trying to sleep I felt like Fred Durst

17.03.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DJ Lethal, bring it on!

17.03.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having meatloaf for breakfast. BECOME UNGOVERNABLE, EMBRACE CHAOS

14.03.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6407    ๐Ÿ” 427    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 321    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

Andrew Berry, plz get me Joey Bosa and Dre'mont Jones for my birthday

11.03.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure, Kenny Pickett isn't good, but did any of you watch DTR play last year. Worst case, Browns upgraded the backup QB. Another move has to be coming.

11.03.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A wrestling GOD

10.03.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NFL FREE AGENCY IS HERE!!!!!

10.03.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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How do you survive a Browns offseason where both Nick Chubb & Myles Garrett may leave but Deshaun Watson stays?

Do what I did.

Talk to your doctor about a CouplaBeers.

04.03.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Feeling like a freight train

06.03.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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