Niamh Conroy

At the GP sitting in the waiting area, with headphones in, and the man opposite has farted such a fart that I managed to hear it over the music I was listening to. It was neverending in wind breaking terms-I’m going to say more than 5 seconds but less than 10.
Thoughts and prayers for this man.

Every single thing about this fills me with dread and rage.

this feels like a ‘lol oh no’ beginning to a last of us type situation where you simply tried to chop too much fungi, a fragment got in your bloodstream and now we wait

Battery operated Christmas ornament featuring Santa Claus driving a red tractor, holding a teddy bear, submerged in glittery water.

Went out for some extra lights for the tree this evening and naturally returned home with my intended purchases plus a light up musical tractor with Santy behind the wheel.

I suppose today’s a good day to state that I saw My Bloody Valentine play the NCAD Christmas party in 1984 i think it must have been. The support was meant to be a guy who climbed inside a black bin bag to read his poems, but he accidentally dropped his mic inside the bag & couldn’t find it again.

i remain horrified to this day by the widespread HarrisHorn™ during covid.
I don't care we were all stuck at home, rinsing groceries, being threatened by a potentially killer virus...girls, respectfully, that wasn't the way to process that trauma.

Might have cried at that MBV announcement.
I had long resigned myself to the fact i would never see them in Ireland, indoors, outside of a big tent in a field but LOOK AT US NOW.

Tomorrow me: Oh you experienced glee and festivities did you?
Best read about nuclear weapons now just to balance it all out.

Idles.
Christmas party.
Idles again tonight.
A very peopley 72 hours which will ultimately result in me on my couch tomorrow, mute, doom scrolling my stupid little head off.

Ah i think we’d all dipped a toe in to slightly bold novels by our teens but having them READ ALOUD to you fresh out of high babies is a bit much.
And she was 3 years older.
It was just beyond weird.

There is genuinely nowhere like it. Just so much stuff you never asked to see, huge amounts of overly personal madness that appears to be directed at no one in particular.

I’m already there unless something big and newsy is happening which in fairness, has been the case a lot lately

My feelings *exactly* 💜

Danny Dyer is SO good in it too. He was really the heart of the whole thing I thought.
Less Tories riding than I suspected there would be too.

Next time I see you I’ll tell you about a childhood friend who used to read Jilly Cooper aloud to me when I was like…7?

I am still on twitter of course but mostly just reading 🙂
I’m wondering when I’ll delete it. 15 years of thoughts seems like a lot to just…wipe away.

I think I’m going to decamp here from the ~other place~ because Threads is just too insane for me. Too much rage bait, not enough interesting people who I already know-bluesky it is 🙂

I’m warming to here because threads is b a t s h i t