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iโ€™m going shels v rovers on the feb one and suspected shels would lose til i realised rovers will also have bad luck so im calling it now itโ€™ll be a 0-0 draw which is the worst possible result for a match in cold weather

29.01.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

friday 13th is playing both months

29.01.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

has anyone noticed that february and march have the same line-up in the calendar this year

29.01.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

29.01.2026 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3712    ๐Ÿ” 775    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Primary school enrolment falls by 6,500 in past year Primary school enrolment has fallen by almost 6,500 over the past year.

"Eleven primary schools have closed permanently since last June due to low enrolment making them unviable" Yet apparently there's a CRISIS of immigration numbers and we need to make refugees wait three years and show self-sufficiency to be joined by their children here ๐Ÿคฏ

www.rte.ie/news/educati...

29.01.2026 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

bear in mind that this comes in a context where Met ร‰ireann has been under attack for years for allegedly giving overly severe weather warnings, including Retail Ireland complaining about Mร‰'s "alarmism" shortly after a storm in which people were killed

28.01.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s true that what ICE & CBP are doing is not immigration enforcement. But resist the narrative that what they are doing can be divorced from immigration enforcement. โ€œImmigration enforcement,โ€ like โ€œcounterterrorism,โ€ is what produced these atrocities โ€” and, if not abolished, will produce more.

27.01.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 443    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
It remains to be seen how the Venezuelan people will respond to a more overt CIA presence in the country post-Maduro. For years, Maduro cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man, repeatedly accusing the agency โ€“ without evidence โ€“ of attempting to topple his regime as he clung to power despite US opposition.

Now, the CIA has helped supplant Maduro and is poised to help actively manage the Trump administrationโ€™s dealings with Venezuelaโ€™s new leadership.

It remains to be seen how the Venezuelan people will respond to a more overt CIA presence in the country post-Maduro. For years, Maduro cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man, repeatedly accusing the agency โ€“ without evidence โ€“ of attempting to topple his regime as he clung to power despite US opposition. Now, the CIA has helped supplant Maduro and is poised to help actively manage the Trump administrationโ€™s dealings with Venezuelaโ€™s new leadership.

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

28.01.2026 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8875    ๐Ÿ” 2728    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138

if people just got over it and took actions that would impact the share prices of his company/the platform he has, then nobody would need to be afraid of him anymore.

it is an imaginary mental prison that the irish government & many regulators around the world are just happy to sit inside of

28.01.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are so, so many problems that exist in the world today because people are afraid of elon musk's power โ€“ power that he solely has because people are afraid of him. it's the stupidest situation the planet has ever been in

28.01.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the same Irish politician who brought in a law designed to make it easier to deport children

28.01.2026 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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guys please don't summon him

27.01.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

this ๐Ÿ‘ is ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ whole ๐Ÿ‘ point ๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ‘the ๐Ÿ‘ tolka

(it's irish for flood)

27.01.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Generate podcast??? Why the fuck is Adobe even giving me this option?? The document I have open is a receipt from the printers

27.01.2026 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 487    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

as someone who hasnโ€™t drank in almost a year, this actually seems rational enough to me considering how many people in ireland routinely pay a significant portion of their wages for drink, sobriety feels like tax relief now

27.01.2026 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the World Cup is going to be an absolute shitshow

27.01.2026 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Ireland doesn't qualify for the World Cup it will be because we are pure of heart and moral, and not that we aren't that good

27.01.2026 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Payment processors were against CSAM until Grok started making it โ€œThe industry is no longer willing to self-regulate.โ€

Hard to imagine a more morally damning headline.

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

27.01.2026 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Idk I kinda think we should bring beliefs like this back. Tell them we gotta fix global warming asap or the Leviathan will escape. We gotta sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean or the harvest will be bad and food will get more expensive

26.01.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1560    ๐Ÿ” 496    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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my credentials: cited on the wikipedia page for "chicken fillet roll"

26.01.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when we eventually finished (a very painful interview) the individual in question said: "are you guys mad at me?"

26.01.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a good while back, i was remotely interviewing someone for a job, who was sitting in a v busy cafe where i could barely hear a word they were saying. i tried to give them another chance and offered to do the interview some other time, when they could do it in a quiet place and they declined 3 times

26.01.2026 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know those videos where a dad shaves and their baby gets really upset after seeing them without a beard for the first time, that's how i feel when i see my friends in blue jeans for the first time

26.01.2026 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if only you knew about this in millmount

26.01.2026 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First time in Artaine Castle Tesco and their deals are not to be missed

26.01.2026 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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iโ€™m allowed post this cause iโ€™m on my way to work to hustle

26.01.2026 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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also

25.01.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we need a reboot of fade street that incorporates looksmaxing culture

25.01.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100%

25.01.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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