Ron Cacace

Bite Sized Valentine's! #BiteSizedArchie

I need something GOOD to happen today.

Yoooo we announced the first title we're publishing - and there's a demo available right now! More announcements soon 👀

Hold on tight, spider monkeys! I am thrilled to share that I've been working on a new book for IDW CRIME! 🔪🩸

@welldipper.bsky.social and I are working hard (with super editor @rileysauruss.bsky.social!) to bring you a vampire fangirl's dream-turned-screams. Can't say too much yet, but stay tuned!

Nine action-packed issues and counting, Free Planet is my crowning achievement. A space opera about humanity's first completely free planet, it achieves novelistic depth not despite the comics medium but THROUGH it.

Free Planet #1-9 are in comic shops now; get caught up with the vol 1 collection.

i watched the little old lady across the street smash her laptop with a hammer, put ice on the keyboard, and throw it in the trash.

I need something GOOD to happen today.

guy who lies all the time: we're gonna stop doing the bad and unpopular thing

news headlines: bad and unpopular things are ending

shorts and hoodie weather 😍

I think this counts: I got my parking ticket dismissed and the prosecutor was impressed with my evidence presentation (2 surveillance videos, multiple photos, and Google Street View) showing that I was parked legally.

me: temps are finally above freezing! with all the snowmelt, it'll be easier to drive and find parking

pothole: hello i am a pothole

I need something GOOD to happen today.

I need something GOOD to happen today.

Live and learn. #BiteSizedArchie

Look for more of this on all your apps as laws clamp down on giving kids access to social stuff.

(guy who thinks Ring isn't going far enough)

we should prevent dogs from escaping in the first place.

perhaps with some sort of pre-cognitive warning system where some bald ladies live in a vat of goo and alert us when dogs start thinking about escaping

If you don't watch sports from the beginning, are you even a fan? #BiteSizedArchie

a screenshot of a text message telling me that ive been subscribed to promotions and coupons from westchester taco grill

just got this text.

i have not been to this restaurant since before the pandemic

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are sitting on the couch together. Brianne: Now that Betty Boop is in the public domain, does that mean we can go on crazy adventures with Betty Boop? PANEL 2 Olaf from Disney's Frozen walks into frame towards Leslie and Brianne. Olaf: Not exactly... PANEL 3 Olaf: While the original 1930 iteration of Betty Boop is public domain, her more recognizable human form is still trademarked. PANEL 4 Leslie: Wow, thanks for clearing that up, Olaf from Disney's Frozen.

😐 #BiteSizedArchie

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

Bite Sized Archie is art.

he makes everything look good!!!

i wrote this one in panera bread while a guy was staring at me so it's based on my personal experience, excluding panel 4

what if this is the last bite sized archie ever. what if we ended it like this with no explanation. what if...

@vincentlovallo.bsky.social

This Man - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Man

this is what life was like before they invented TV.

two old guys whose mouths don't work right sitting 12 inches apart from one another, just sharing some alcohol.