Bite Sized Valentine's! #BiteSizedArchie
13.02.2026 16:26 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1@rawnzilla.bsky.social
Online for better or worse. Comic book writer, PR & social media guy. Director of Communications at Alien Books and writer of @BiteSizedArchie.bsky.social!
Bite Sized Valentine's! #BiteSizedArchie
13.02.2026 16:26 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I need something GOOD to happen today.
13.02.2026 16:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yoooo we announced the first title we're publishing - and there's a demo available right now! More announcements soon ๐
12.02.2026 17:24 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hold on tight, spider monkeys! I am thrilled to share that I've been working on a new book for IDW CRIME! ๐ช๐ฉธ
@welldipper.bsky.social and I are working hard (with super editor @rileysauruss.bsky.social!) to bring you a vampire fangirl's dream-turned-screams. Can't say too much yet, but stay tuned!
Nine action-packed issues and counting, Free Planet is my crowning achievement. A space opera about humanity's first completely free planet, it achieves novelistic depth not despite the comics medium but THROUGH it.
Free Planet #1-9 are in comic shops now; get caught up with the vol 1 collection.
i watched the little old lady across the street smash her laptop with a hammer, put ice on the keyboard, and throw it in the trash.
12.02.2026 16:56 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I need something GOOD to happen today.
12.02.2026 16:00 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0guy who lies all the time: we're gonna stop doing the bad and unpopular thing
news headlines: bad and unpopular things are ending
shorts and hoodie weather ๐
12.02.2026 15:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think this counts: I got my parking ticket dismissed and the prosecutor was impressed with my evidence presentation (2 surveillance videos, multiple photos, and Google Street View) showing that I was parked legally.
11.02.2026 20:36 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0me: temps are finally above freezing! with all the snowmelt, it'll be easier to drive and find parking
pothole: hello i am a pothole
I need something GOOD to happen today.
11.02.2026 17:03 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I need something GOOD to happen today.
10.02.2026 15:58 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Live and learn. #BiteSizedArchie
20.12.2024 16:25 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 4Look for more of this on all your apps as laws clamp down on giving kids access to social stuff.
09.02.2026 16:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0(guy who thinks Ring isn't going far enough)
we should prevent dogs from escaping in the first place.
perhaps with some sort of pre-cognitive warning system where some bald ladies live in a vat of goo and alert us when dogs start thinking about escaping
If you don't watch sports from the beginning, are you even a fan? #BiteSizedArchie
06.02.2026 16:24 โ ๐ 57 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0a screenshot of a text message telling me that ive been subscribed to promotions and coupons from westchester taco grill
just got this text.
i have not been to this restaurant since before the pandemic
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
27.01.2026 16:24 โ ๐ 3722 ๐ 1064 ๐ฌ 39 ๐ 40PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are sitting on the couch together. Brianne: Now that Betty Boop is in the public domain, does that mean we can go on crazy adventures with Betty Boop? PANEL 2 Olaf from Disney's Frozen walks into frame towards Leslie and Brianne. Olaf: Not exactly... PANEL 3 Olaf: While the original 1930 iteration of Betty Boop is public domain, her more recognizable human form is still trademarked. PANEL 4 Leslie: Wow, thanks for clearing that up, Olaf from Disney's Frozen.
03.02.2026 13:51 โ ๐ 5414 ๐ 1153 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 5๐ #BiteSizedArchie
30.01.2026 16:25 โ ๐ 64 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 9Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. ๐ข
30.01.2026 19:37 โ ๐ 12233 ๐ 1998 ๐ฌ 154 ๐ 273Bite Sized Archie is art.
30.01.2026 16:34 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0he makes everything look good!!!
30.01.2026 16:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i wrote this one in panera bread while a guy was staring at me so it's based on my personal experience, excluding panel 4
30.01.2026 16:33 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0what if this is the last bite sized archie ever. what if we ended it like this with no explanation. what if...
@vincentlovallo.bsky.social
this is what life was like before they invented TV.
two old guys whose mouths don't work right sitting 12 inches apart from one another, just sharing some alcohol.