noodle

Adapting the four rules of gun safety to the kitchen so I can stop accidentally hurting myself

I'm late but here it is in all its wrinkles

they should do 10 cent beer night again. i wasn't there for the first one

It must be really hard for people named Al to have their name constantly misread as AI in fonts that don't do enough to differentiate a lower case l and an upper case I.

Person with a plate of pizza rolls offering rectangular treats to a cat. The caption of the picture says "You and I are not so different"

Where do i submit an application

Cheese, and only cheese, frying in a pan

This is what a true grilled cheese looks like. Once you add bread, it becomes a melt.

My worst shortcoming in life is that all my hobbies are expensive. Honestly major skill issue on my part

I've wondered how effective it would be to mix it into an insulin pump. Since I use approximately the same amount of insulin every day, with some math surely that'd be a pretty sick delivery system, right??

Or maybe it's probably too viscous and would instantly set off an occlusion alarm 😔

this should be real

If you haven't already, you should play Sorry We're Closed next :3 It's on my list of favorite games along with Omori, Signalis, Disco Elysium, and 1000xRESIST

had a dream that NileRed uploaded a new video

guy: what inspired such a naked, vulnerable piece? artist: thanks jim, i was hungry girl: why would you let me fuck you if you dont even like me?? other girl: sorry, i was hungry judge: you have made the slaughter of an innocent man!! the accused: i was just so hungry.. ive always been hungry. girl: god.. how do you wake up every morning? how do you live like this? other girl: im so fucking hungry. ill always be hungry.

Here at Target, we believe in the importance of staying in step with the evolving external landscape. However, it’s clear that our recent policy changes around DEI have missed the mark. Truthfully, we did not realize you queers had money

a post reading “I don’t think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer” with a quote post adding “ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love”

that’s my boy 🥹

A picture of me barely holding a protein bar, garlic, an onion, bottle of olive oil, box of pasta, and a large can of tomatoes in one arm.

You might not like it but this is what peak shopping efficiency looks like

Appendix carry means you get free bottom surgery if your gun unintentionally discharges. Not seeing this pro on any comparisons of carry methods???

remember to get your anarchist calisthenics in today

ALSO ALSO - Consider extensions like uBlock Origin and the EFF's Privacy Badger.

What is 1.1.1.1? 1.1.1.1 is a public DNS resolver that provides a fast and private way to browse the Internet.

Also - consider setting all your devices to use a privacy focused DNS like Cloudflare. Make sure to enable DNS over HTTPS (preferred) or DNS over TLS to prevent tracking from internet service providers or on-path attacks.
www.cloudflare.com/learning/dns...

Also consider using DuckDuckGo as a search engine. It uses Bing's API and doesn't sell your data. Your searches are effectively anonymized as they're routed through DuckDuckGo before reaching Bing.

Also, consider Firefox, or better yet Librewolf, if still using Chrome or a Chromium-based browser.

download Revanced everyone

they should make march 31st 'march anti-fools' where you don't lie and tell no jokes. That way april fools hits extra hard

This is unironically one of the most memorable parts of my diagnosis. I distinctly remember a nurse (or diabetes educator? Idk) coming into my room in the hospital and telling 8 yo me all the things I couldn't do, like be a pilot. Completely unprompted, too.😭

since i was 14 i've been mad they don't let diabetics be pilots. let my fly the planes i'd be good at it

Three beers sit in a line next to a glass. In front sits a small journal with a pen. The three beers are a Mexican Lager by Parsons North Brewing Co., Emerald Parkway by The Getaway Brewing Co., and a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Average afternoon homework session in Ohio:

someone doubting I can turn into a bowling ball

me blocking the shit out of them

fuck you

THERE COULD BE NEVER BEFORE SEEN _CREATURES_ BELOW US AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!

does the existence of caves keep anyone else up at night??? there's just caverns in the ground??? unexplored, unknown to anyone?? possibly with no entry/exit?? they could be BELOW you this very instant??? and we're just supposed to ACCEPT that??