Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

After a rough stretch, Quirk Books has been sold to Andrews McMeel Publishing.
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I'll be non-secularly hoping for the best and sending you positive vibes as much as I possibly can, hope things work out okay

Imagine the cacophony if he *hadn't* shown up

Leonardo DiCaprio as "Bob Ferguson" in the movie One Battle After Another. He is wearing a black beanie, a ratty plaid robe, a grey t-shirt, black sunglasses that cover a lot of his face, is carrying a bag, and has a goatee. He is using a public payphone, and is pointing at his own chest. At this point, he is frantic, angry, and unable to control his emotions, thus hindering him in his quest.

Benicio Del Toro as Sensei Sergio St. Carlos in the movie One Battle After Another. He is wearing a blue Puma tracksuit with white bands going down the arms, has a goatee, and glasses connected with a cord going around the back of his head. He is sitting at the desk in his dojo, surrounded by paperwork and trophies, and is looking off camera, concerned but not rattled. Though he is up against an unimaginable threat to him and his community, he does not seem scared or rattled. He will go on from this scene and present an incredible image of a man who is in full control of himself and his surroundings. Sensei is maximally inspirational. THANK YOU SENSEI!

where I'm at where I want to be

Thank you for reminding me about that slow braised spare rib recipe I’ve been meaning to try

Yes. This is also what all the demands to show "gratitude" and this obsession with hierarchy is about.

For a long time they were able to engineer and perpetuate absurd expectations of Black silence and/or obeisance.

A lot of their brains broke when POC on social media simply ... did not do this.

I feel this post extremely

Genuinely worried that One Battle After Another has ruined me for all other movies, but then again maybe I just watched two bad movies right after it, not two good movies that I was just incapable of enjoying. Only time will tell

increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down

I can see it

Bob and Sergio from One Battle After Another

Thinking about them

Only one thing would’ve improved One Battle After Another: Tilly Norwood

Everybody undersold One Battle After Another

he couldn’t control the bugs, he could only communicate them and all they ever said was that they didn’t like him. he was 14 and wearing 30 pounds of body armor when he died

my son could talk to bugs and was lasered in half

my son was in a gifted kid program and killed by a sentinel

Doctor: I'm afraid the cancer has metastasized
Pagliacci: Should I go see Pagliacci?
Doctor: We should really be discussing palliative care
Pagliacci: No! No no no! You're supposed to say "go see Pagliacci and you will be cured!" Say it!
Doctor: I'm very sorry and LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY N

Just gorgeous. Had a little blub at the end too. Benson and Moorhead don’t miss

A poster for the Aaron Moorhead/Justin Benson horror romance movie Spring. The poster is mostly a wash of colors, greens and reds and yellows, with two heads, one male, one female, touching at the top, and beneath the silhouette of a woman surrounded by tentacles and crab-leg thingies. Above the two heads is a quote: "PHENOMENAL. A HYBRID OF RICHARD LINKLATER AND H. P. LOVECRAFT.* ROGEREBERT COM This pretty much sums up the movie, which is good and lovely.

So I went with 31 movies. Luckily, unlike last year’s SpookyFest (The Pope’s Exorcist) I started with a banger:

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To honor the hallowed Halloween season, Letterboxd staff and contributors recommend 24 underseen horror films, spanning from ’60s noir witches to ’70s psychedelic vampires to ’80s against-type Colin Firth.

Read about each pick on Journal: boxd.it/2Ko

Biotech CEO Victor Frankenstein defends creation of his abomination against God saying “I can’t do what i do without body parts. For each individual part used the “body part opt out” will be an option”

So I’m faced with a Spooky Month dilemma: pick 31 different horror or horror-adjacent movies, most of which I’ve never seen before, perhaps with a focus on one director (last year it was Mario Bava), or just watch Coppola’s Dracula 29 times and the Blob remake twice?

I just woke up from a nap and am looking at my timeline in a stupor

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Me, sweating, at the checkout: Yeah, they're, uh, for my baby? Yeah, for rubbing on this baby I definitely have at home, you know how you've got to rub Put This In Your Ear upon a baby at some point? I'm not going to put it in my ear to feel nice

Hi! We've made the Put This In Your Ear Object. It is the ideal size and shape to put in your ear, feels really nice when you put it in your ear, and can be used to clean out earwax, by putting it in your ear. Just one thing, though. Under NO circumstances should you put this in your ear.

this is like Tucker Carlson going to Russia and being amazed that they have shopping carts with coin deposits

How do I donate to your campaign?!?