Jax Hilderbrand

Would male cheerleaders be considered DEI hires? 🤔 Can’t tell if the folks who re so outraged are bigots or “merit hire” believers. Are those two things even different?

My dog, pretending she’s a jungle predator. Or pointing out it’s time to mow the back yard…

Came all the way back to Delaware to relive our favorite dinner locale in Portland #deschutes

@jacksongalaxy.bsky.social these are my cats not from hell - Johnny who is a total mama’s boy and will happily let her do whatever she wants, LayLay who is super weird and has THE softest fur, and Spice who is essentially Gumby with mad hops as the kids say these days! Love your show!

In case you’re interested in #kittencuteness today

Canceled my paid subscription to @washingtonpost.com today. The “other” option didn’t give me a comment box, so let me just say it wasn’t Bezos, it wasn’t irrelevant content, it wasn’t cost. I object strongly to an editorial board that will remove content under political pressure.

That moment when the cashier and other shoppers think my wife and I are doing the shopping for the men, who will be doing the work….gender norms are alive and stupid.

Large woodpecker with bright red head feathers, white chest feathers, and black and white wing feathers hangs on a bronze wire suet feeder.

This woodpecker was coming to my regular window feeder so I got a small garden hook and a wire pencil cup from the Dollar Tree and used some picture hanging wire to concoct this lovely suet feeder. Now my window has a songbird feeder, a suet feeder, and a hummingbird feeder! It’s the little things ❤️

That book was, unsurprisingly, extremely awesome. Well deserved and keep ‘em coming, please and thank you!

Brown tabby cat on a gray cat tree lying on her side with her head hanging off upside down looking at the camera and both front feet sticking up in the air

My cat when I ask her why she can’t just be a normal cat

“The Angel of Indian Lake” is THE most bonkers book, in the BEST way, and I’m not even finished it yet! You’ve outdone yourself, @sgj.bsky.social

When someone says “let’s take it outside,” do they mean “to have a cup of coffee or have a cup of beer” or do they mean “to beat your ass”? Asking for a friend.

Three travel coffee mugs lined up in a cabinet. Two are silver and one is teal.

Little wifey: “This is your last travel mug. If you don’t wash them tonight, you don’t get coffee tomorrow.”
Me, opening cabinet to expose no fewer than 5 clean travel mugs….🙄😂

Thank you, Canada and Mexico.

My itty bitty pittie and her brand new shirt! #hrc

Orange and white cat sleeping on a couch all curled up with his feet together

Johnny is ready for turkey day, even trussed himself. Wouldja look at all those toes? #polydactylcats

Oh man I need to sign up for a signed copy!!!

Dunno what I did to deserve my first MAGAt follower but she’s now blocked. Stay safe out there, kids!

Dear Non-Profits: I will send you a dollar to be used strictly as profit if it keeps you doing your good work. HMU

But only a dollar. I’m a state worker 😂

Days before the election my friends were driving around Delaware taking down signs saying she’s a man that had sprung up overnight. We are livid at this and trying to balance her decision stay on message with our anger and sadness.

Atheism: the vaccine side effect no one saw coming.

I accidentally wrote “mini meatloves” today and now that’s its new name.

I mean….

Are we at war with Eurasia or Eastasia? I lost my place in the book….

Dog wearing reindeer antlers

Dog playing with cat

Dog resting head on owner’s foot

Dog held like a baby in her happy mom’s lap

Enjoy these horrifying pictures of my big mean scary pitbull. And my adorable wife 😍

And, scene… 🙇🏽