Stephen Aloysius Katze

Right around the same time they said “Everything is an Xbox!” Which of course meant nothing is an Xbox.

Fascinating to see Microsoft speedrunning all of the brands they took decades to build right into the dump.

Dog Suddenly Crashes 2026 Winter Olympics Cross-Country Race with a Sprint to the Finish A dog appeared during the women's cross-country team sprint qualifiers at the 2026 Winter Olympics on Wednesday, Feb. 18, sprinting across the finish line with the Olympian racers.

This is SO in character for a husky

He can barely slur it out too

I’d watch a lot more cross country skiing if they were all chased by dogs

The whole Democratic Party 2026

In “A Few Good Men” right before “You can’t handle the truth”, Tom Cruise looks over at his co-counselors (Demi Moore and Kevin Pollack) and they subtly shake his head at him like “don’t do it” and you can see the gears whirring in his head.

You know what would be cool is if someone invented a website that doesn’t run like complete garbage on mobile

Boofing the Creatine laden Man Cereal so my wife’s boyfriend will finally start looking at me

I’m seeing the same people who blame leftists for criticizing democrat candidates also blame leftists for Plattner getting as far as he did. It’s hard to tell if these people are dishonest or really that ignorant of…reality I guess.

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"You'll have to pry this from my warm, but not too hot, hands"

If you’re uncritically willing to vote for a candidate that “appeals to reasonable people” who also supports genocide, stomping trans rights, destroying unhoused encampments, and believes there’s an “immigration problem”…congratulations! You’re a fascist! These are all fascist positions.

Right, I forgot about that. The shit must keep flowing.

Tech company AI strategy is to throw all the shit at the wall and instead of waiting to see what sticks, you just keep throwing shit at the wall until the whole wall is completely covered in shit and you hope nobody outside of your tech bro billionaire group notices. That the wall is covered in shit

I don’t know who needs to hear this but announcing three years before the election that you will vote for literally anyone over Trump (I’ve seen literal Satan mentioned) is a sure fire way to ensure you end up with the absolute worst democratic candidates you can imagine.

Demand better. DEMAND it

@npr.org you lying jerks quit repeating DHS propaganda bar for bar you got cut off months ago from federal funding go send someone down there if you think you don't know what's going on, imperial stenographers, you pit of vipers

Thank you so much!

Thank you!

Thank you for this!

It’s the salty beach air. I’ve lived close to the beach for more than two decades and somehow my beard is completely grey and white.

It’s the salty beach air, ok???

Hey fam, content warning here:

My daughter just lost a trans friend to suicide and my daughter was wondering what some good places to donate for trans causes as well as suicide prevention are. Does anyone know of a good list or at least some good causes?

Now’s the time to erase that mistake

The more I think about this the funnier it gets.

I think if I ever started a company I would abolish the position of CEO because after decades of experience jn The Industry I have come to believe strongly that taking the title of CEO gives you irreversible brain damage.

For anyone wondering he made a note taking app that scrapes your calendar (presumably to feed back into the AI slop machine)

They’ll have to pry Jay’s Cheesesteaks from my cold dead hands

It absolutely counts

And because of this you can’t demand better candidates three years before the election than…Satan?

This Crusader Kings 3 player ate the Pope And it was a real stress-reliever.

Plague Tale, Assassin’s Creed, and Crusader Kings doesn’t cut it. Although at least you can eat the Pope in Crusader Kings.

We need more video games where you have to fight the Pope.